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What would you do for the club if we won the flag?

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Would you be inspired to make a cash donation? If so, what sort of amount? Buy extra memberships? Upgrade current memberships? Grand final guarantee?

Me, i would go absolutely NUTS on commemorative merchandise. The drunker i got the more i would spend. Perhaps even a tatt to celebrate.

How far would you go after a flag?

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    I'd buy a bluray or digital download of every win this season.

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    I don’t want to think about it too much but I know my wife would be taking my cards off me after a few hours when the bank calls to say everything is maxed out 😂

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    I would probably thanks them on finally fulfilling what so many promised, but failed over my 40 years on this earth. 

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    Firstly I desperately hope that we will be in a position to be able to celebrate the win and then find a suitable Tatt. It is just to good to image.!!

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    Disobey stay at home orders and run nude down the street 

    Which of course doesn't answer the question and offers nothing for the club. 

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    Club is bigger than the individual. However I like many have given the best part of sixty years of support. Not so much recently but cheered on and stayed positive on  many cold and dark days through the seventies. 

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    I would make them promise to play in the grand final at the MCG the following year ( if possible ) so that we can go and see them. That is how far my MFCSS runs.

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    Nothing. The MFC and I will be even after the 2nd flag. Maybe I'll do something for the 3rd 

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    11 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

    Which of course doesn't answer the question and offers nothing for the club. 

    But it’s still funny af. 😆

    It’s also now immortalised in print. So no takesies backsies for you!

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    Probably complain about Viney’s disposal efficiency…

     

     

    then weep openly in the street, in the rain.

     

     

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    I’m already over $600 deep in a membership that meant i sat in my reserved seat once this year, and wont get to any finals.  I have no income in lockdown and wonder more about getting through than what i can give to the footy club.

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    Just sit there in shock thinking oh my god I have actually seen one. Id buy the dvd and re watch it with the different radio commentary teams, I'd buy memorabilia and just be so happy. 

    I have seen 4 storm premierships and have premiership dvds and framed premiership photos on my wall. I'd love a melbourne demons one. 

     

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    My new bar and gym will become a shrine to the Melbourne Football Club.

    Other than that, probably nothing because the bastards owe us one for decades of unrewarded support.

     

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    Impossible to contemplate at the moment, and I won’t be in a position to contemplate when it happens!

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    The moment I know we’ve made it to the big dance I would drag out the huge box of red and blue streamers, ribbons and balloons, MFC flags etc. that I gathered in 2018 when I thought we’d play in the grannie and I was gonna decorate my house.

    I decorated my house in 2000. I mean, DECORATED my house. It looked awesome. What a sad sight I must’ve been, as soon as it was dark, pulling it all down, all the while crying. ☹️
    Oh, and I’d defs get a tattoo. My son has already promised to pay for it (he bought me a tattoo last year for Mother’s Day) and I was supposed to have had one already this year but covid put the kibosh on that. 

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    36 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

    Disobey stay at home orders and run nude down the street 

    Help pay your fine

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    Several years ago I moved to a place with a flag pole. I couldn't believe it and bought myself a Demon flag. Just waiting to hoist it!

     

     

    ..... ok, I might have had a little practice run... but if/when we win, it's going up staying there until it falls off

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    Nothing extra I have given for 57 years including a number of save our skins fin raising . 

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    Bawl my eyes out for hours, rehydrate, and then go again!

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    At least when Dictator Dan locks us down.constantly we don't need to worry about having no home base and where we would go to celebrate after a premiership. 

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    1 hour ago, ding said:

    Would you be inspired to make a cash donation? If so, what sort of amount? Buy extra memberships? Upgrade current memberships? Grand final guarantee?

    Me, i would go absolutely NUTS on commemorative merchandise. The drunker i got the more i would spend. Perhaps even a tatt to celebrate.

    How far would you go after a flag?

    Demand the Club give me life membership for all the years of mental disintegration ,pain and suffering

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