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2 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

Interesting that Melbourne have three of the top ten on that rating. 

yep... pity we haven't go a top ten coach

 
41 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

yep... pity we haven't go a top ten coach

i'd take a top 16 coach 

1 hour ago, Patches O’houlihan said:

i'd take a top 16 coach 

Well I guess on the results of the year our coach is 9th so you’ve got your wish. ?‍♂️

 
On 10/17/2020 at 8:59 AM, Kent said:

Nightmare for me is that we lose Oliver and keep JV for another 5 years 

Its obvious to me who is the selfish one.Also obvious whose skill we would miss most. 

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

4 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

Well, at least it’s better than him shaking his head in disbelief.

 


11 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

Viney was in SA and Max and Clarry in Vic... that explains why they weren't sitting together. 

9 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

C'mon, seriously! Viney was at the SA count, hard to sit with the other Dees when you're in a different state (as you seem to not know he was there for a wedding, and there was a heap of other players beyond the SA clubs as well). From the little I saw Clarry and Max both seemed to be laughing whenever they were shown.

23 minutes ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

That is because Viney and his wife were in S.A. and Max and Clarry were in South Melbourne.

 

My god this club is literally disintegrating. Viney can't stand Oliver to the point where he will leave the state. It's obvious from the body language Max & Clarry are both off to the Suns.

1 hour ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

Difficult to sit next to someone in a different state 


1 hour ago, Jaded said:

Viney was in SA and Max and Clarry in Vic... that explains why they weren't sitting together. 

Let's bring logic into this Jaded, it doesn't fit with what people want too see

It's understood Oliver didn't want to be in the same studio as Viney so Jack elected to take his family to Adelaide instead of coming back to Victoria.

1 hour ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

You have done well to work that out from the broadcast, especially since Oliver was wearing a mask..Viney wasn't in Melbourne. Max and Clayton were. Hard to sit with each other.

12 minutes ago, Demon3 said:

You have done well to work that out from the broadcast, especially since Oliver was wearing a mask..Viney wasn't in Melbourne. Max and Clayton were. Hard to sit with each other.

Yes Demon3, but there was a point there where Viney gets votes and, if you freeze the tape, Oliver blinks not once but twice. Admittedly, it was three rounds later but you cannot tell me it wasn't a deliberate slight. 

Edited by Return to Glory

3 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Yes Demon3, but there was a point there where Viney gets votes and, if you freeze the tape, Oliver blinks not once but twice. Admittedly, it was three rounds later but you cannot tell me it wasn't a deliberate slight. 

And, do it in an Alan Partridge voice...


Anyone notice that Clarry was wearing a carlton tie, and had a Simon Goodwin Voodoo doll on his table?

My main concern from the footage last night was Gawn's mask not getting anywhere close to covering his mouth and nose.  between his beard and massive melon it didnt have a chance.

i suggest we commission some extra large ones - Maxi-Masks (copyright)

2 hours ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

OK. I take it this is intended to be ironic.  Otherwise, the silliest post of all time.

2 hours ago, Grimes Times said:

did anyone else notice Oliver laughing every time Viney got Brownlow votes. Definitely something not right there. Also Viney wasn't siting with Max or Clarry.

Are you serious, fair dinkum.


35 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

This place is off chops. 

too true ethan......btw did you think petracca has stacked on the weight?

The more Clayton rubs shoulders with the elite players and clubs the more he might get to thinking, I will go flat out for success with Trac and the others  in 2021. If it does not amount to anything I have the option of joining a top line power club. Now, I know what I just said is not rocket science and others will disagree but this game is now about professional success. Clayton is guaranteed enough money to set himself up, personal glory will come but with us he has little more he can do to have team success. People mock the Blues but he would add enormously to their midfield alongside Cripps and co.

Edited by Half forward flank

18 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

too true ethan......btw did you think petracca has stacked on the weight?

I couldn’t look at him, his fatness disgusted me. 

 
3 hours ago, Red and Blue realist said:

C'mon, seriously! Viney was at the SA count, hard to sit with the other Dees when you're in a different state (as you seem to not know he was there for a wedding, and there was a heap of other players beyond the SA clubs as well). From the little I saw Clarry and Max both seemed to be laughing whenever they were shown.

Plenty of times I've been in the same room as someone but in a different state.

2 hours ago, DubDee said:

My main concern from the footage last night was Gawn's mask not getting anywhere close to covering his mouth and nose.  between his beard and massive melon it didnt have a chance.

i suggest we commission some extra large ones - Maxi-Masks (copyright)

Pretty sure that once you consider things three-dimensionally, Gawn's face was safely 1.5 metres away from anyone else. 

I strongly suspect that Oliver's laughing was also Gawn related. I really doubt there was a single midfielder Brownlow vote at Melbourne that wasn't being counted towards an unofficial tally for the Ruck/Captain. What did he finish with, thirty something? Would easily have beaten Neale if Brownlow votes were counted 'properly'.


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