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Even when where playing well this club still torments me, where the hell was this the past two games. 

 

Pretty good start from the lads, happy but the inconsistency week to week kills me. Should be happier, just can't get my mind off the last two weeks.

2 minutes ago, Jaded said:

That fat [censored] Mummy getting pantsed by Gawn so, true to form, starts going for the cheap dog shots behind play. 
God I can’t stand this manufactured, soulless garbage club. 

I like it how Max not only thinks he's better he's just flat out disrespecting Mummy in the process :)


Just now, Jaded said:

No free to Greene. We got the free and Gawn turned it over immediately. 

Ah sorry my bad. Ok. That makes more sense

 
2 hours ago, CHF said:

Hmmmm... sitting here in my abode in Europe with a raging hangover from last night. I thought it might be amusing to drink large quantities of grape juice from my latest vineyard find. 
 

a small place in the Rhône valley to the north of Avignon called Domaine Rouge Bleu. They produce a Grenache called Lunatique. Seriously, how could I not consume vast amounts?

Maaatteee how good is the south of France! Stayed in Aix for a couple of weeks on the honeymoon and travelled around the area. Also stayed in Pertuis for a week and did the same thing. The smells and sounds of Provence in spring.. 


Just now, Rusty Nails said:

No it doesn't coz he was the first D'lander to get hot on him early in the draft.  Gone cold for some reason.  I was the 2nd lol.

It makes more sense that he is comparing him to Serong, who he couldn't stop talking down about in the lead up to the draft.  Now all of a sudden we should have taken him.

Can't believe you would be defending that poster.

Could have picked why they got Mumford in this week. “Go out and see how soft they are, jump In to Max all night and pick off some of the smaller guys”

 

South Australian Umpire is the new Razor Ray. Don't explain something you don't understand mate.

P.S. (Mumford and Greene are slugs.)

Just now, Demon_spurs said:

Well all i wanted was for them to have a dip. And they are

If they could just have a crack like this every week, I'd be so proud of them.

Can a whole team be bipolar

 


In suburban footy the coach would word up his enforcer to take out Mummy next quarter if only to stop him maiming our players. You can see what he is there for, Max best keep an eye on him as well. 

1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Oliver with 8 possessions

6 kicks 2 handballs

Great to see... Finally

 

And then that thug Mumford tries to end his night just before the end of the quarter. 
 

Good to see “JB” glorifying that trash. 

Edited by Cards13

4 minutes ago, Anti-Saint said:

wen wil AFL get rid of Mumford who hunts others - and gets a fine and another fine - all paid by the AFL!

exactly....what a sniper

Smart to put Trac forward in this quarter as clearly they brought in De Boer to play on him. Also liked the set up with AVB in the clearances with Oliver. He is there to tackle rather than attack the footy so we don’t have 90 players all jumping on the same ball getting in each other’s way. 
 

Langdon playing on the right wing today also pleases me greatly after the debacle of last week. 

What an absolute coward is Mumford !!!! That dog should get weeks for that. It was a drug fuelled brain fade. What drugs was that pig using ?? He is an ornament to the AFL push against drug use. The AFL will whitewash the incident 

Bastrrddddd s !!!!


Just now, FireInTheBennelly said:

If you're serious about protecting players heads, should Shane Mumford be still playing the sport?

Was a dog act by that fat [censored]. We didn’t even get a free kick which is bloody ridiculous. Bloody maggots. 

1 minute ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Oliver with 8 possessions

6 kicks 2 handballs

Great to see... Finally

 

Unfortunately 2 of his kicks have straight up in the air

4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Am loving this but fighting back feelings of last 2 game dissappointments.

Pickett is playing well.

 

Ross lyon says teams ahead at 1/4 time win 90% of the time. All good?

 

You are a gutless pissant Mummy

8 minutes ago, Kiss of Death said:

Scumford taking a cheap shot, never. Still a dog.

Thug.


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