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GAMEDAY: Rd 15 vs Sydney

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Smith Macdonald Tomlinson say no more and people rate this team. Delusional

This is pathetic. We’re making this lot look like the Harlem Globetrotters. 

 

Swans killing the witches hats. Joke of a club.

Weak, lazy and gutless. Lost at the selection table. and don’t tell me it’s not due to coaching.


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Richo and Goody.

I didn't think that we could have a worse quarter than Q3 against the Dogs. I was wrong.

I thought Jones would see hold his place until season's end. I was wrong.

I thought we would win this one. I was completely and utterly wrong.

Another Goaless quarter - we're famous for them! Weak as [censored]!!!!

 
Just now, Redleg said:

Swans killing the witches hats. Joke of a club.

And yet people want to keep supporting the witches hat in the box. 

These over the head handballs are a joke. 

No other side does it as consistently as us.


Say good night Joel.

1 minute ago, MF-C said:

Alan Richardson lol

That dude has no [censored] clue 

Is he the opposition analyst? Only got it right one week

HAHAHA ???

The Fritsch handball.

The Petracca kick.

The Smith handball.

The unaccountability.

Is this team for real?  This is so embarrassing to watch.  

Goodwin & Richardson have no idea how to stem the flow. 

The sooner these jokers are gone the better. 

Few players are past their used by date too. Looking at Jones. 


4 minutes ago, —coach— said:

Why the duck is our forward setup?

everyone stands 30out in a bunch, ball bombed to them, 10 players go up, all miss it

This for two quarters driving me nuts

Smith and McDonald are two of the worst players I've ever seen playing for Melbourne


Another quarter without a goal,  how many more before Goody quits ?

And like the Bulldogs it all just fell apart so quickly. Gee wiz

1 minute ago, Wiseblood said:

How can we go from the Saints game, where our team defence and effort were excellent, so throwing this up against a vastly inferior football side?

I don't get it.  I really don't.

It always happens like that Wiseblood  nothing new been doing it to me for over 50 years !!  Bring on 2021

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How was that from Fritta and Trac?  Fritsch with the Hollywood handball and then Trac misses a 25 metre pass.  

I don't know how many times I can use the word terrible in one thread, but that's what it was.

What a joke of a first half.  An absolute disgrace.  Nothing positive from it.   We kicked 2 goals against a side in the bottom four.

We look tired, disinterested and lazy.  We are playing arrogant, selfish football and we have paid the price big time.  

And we deserve it.

Well at least we have a brand of football that is visible to our supporters. It’s just no good. What a bunch of lazy players who cant handle expectation and refuse to play for each other. 


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