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Couldn't agree more....

We better [censored] turn up next year 

Agreed. Next year is an even one.

 
7 minutes ago, GCDee said:

Couldn't agree more....

We better [censored] turn up next year 

To be honest, such is my disdain from our effort throughout the entirety of 2019, i'm really going to enjoy the absence of AFL for these next 6 months.

Edited by Demon Disciple


That was a year that felt as long as 2013. One good win against the swans at the scg when I thought... ok, now we can start. We didn’t. One good qtr against the bombers when I thought...ok now they’re clicking. We never did. One stupidly close win by a point in the final second... but that didn’t really count as a good feeling because it was against the bottom side who lost 19 games straight. Shocking run with  Injuries then more injuries... then a backline formation, game style, that made us look like amateurs. Then injured players re injuring themselves because we played them too soon. Continual and systemically Horrible kicking for goal that regularity cost us games and a miss after the siren as if to just add salt into bitter wounds. 2019 can just [censored] off fast. 

Ditto 

 

But our season is just beginning! Trades, draft and preseason burning the house down training reports!!! Yeas!


Will never forget sitting in a hotel bar with a colleague watching the Melbourne vs Adelaide game.

We're 30 points up and looking ominous. I turned to him and said, "They will break my heart tonight." You could smell it.

That loss was the end of the season for me.

Got the poor ending it deserved i suppose. The year's high was Jordan Lewis kicking a soccer goal on the goal-line after bodying his opponent and Preuss kicking 2 out of the ruck against Sydney. And the GWS win over Brisbane & Collingwood. 

Edited by John Demonic

Tough loss to the Eagles today but at last it looks like we’re a professional outfit and won’t drop our bundle one season after making a prelim. Bring on 2019, at least we should definitely make the finals two years running. Go Dee’s!! 


I was desperately trying to find a singing fat lady since around bye time.

Edited by america de cali

58 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Tough loss to the Eagles today but at last it looks like we’re a professional outfit and won’t drop our bundle one season after making a prelim. Bring on 2019, at least we should definitely make the finals two years running. Go Dee’s!! 

I recommend you stop using Internet Explorer.

Cheer up everyone! The stores are full of Christmas goodies and Christmas trees, as well as hot cross buns. Nearly three months of Xmas carols to look forward to. Then we have daylight saving next week. So much to love. NOT.? 

A terribly disappointing and frustrating year.

I remember 1997, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2007,2008, 2009, 2011, 2012 and 2013.

2017 was pretty disappointing too just missing out on the finals.

I hope the Demons players and coaching staff are determined to make amends  in 2020.

Otherwise more heads will roll...

 

This year's Melbourne Football Club AGM will certainly be interesting with lots of angry Melbourne supporters.

 

However, we need to discuss effective solutions to fix this mess.


10 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

What a year

Clear the Decks

Cut out the deadwood

From Demonland?

You still have the meeting Nov 19 to look forward to and be miserable about, I hope you have those penetrating questions ready

Edited by Grapeviney

Just now, Satyriconhome said:

From Demonland?

You still have the meeting Nov 19 to look forward to and be miserable about, I hope you have those penetrating questions ready

Sit near you?

not a chance in hell of that happening

 

I am so sick of seeing other teams winning the premiership. 

Be nice before I’m dead to see one just one ffs. 

 

The only positive I saw in 2019 is that we got rid of Darwin.

Hopefully 2020 sees no trip to any of Launceston, Hobart or Kardinia Park but methinks we will as usual see two out of three.

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