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I just watched the Steven May interview (again). Epic recruit.

We’re going to win the Flag next year. It’s happening. We have the best list. It’s perfect.

And our coaching staff is elite, as is our culture.

We just need a good run with injuries: Gawn, T McDonald, Oliver etc.

If and when we win this thing, what are you going to do? How does one celebrate this stuff? I genuinely have no idea.

It’s actually making me nervous.

 

 
26 minutes ago, Ron Burgundy said:

I just watched the Steven May interview (again). Epic recruit.

We’re going to win the Flag next year. It’s happening. We have the best list. It’s perfect.

And our coaching staff is elite, as is our culture.

We just need a good run with injuries: Gawn, T McDonald, Oliver etc.

If and when we win this thing, what are you going to do? How does one celebrate this stuff? I genuinely have no idea.

It’s actually making me nervous.

 

RB you have to stop consuming whatever it is that you are on at present.

It will destroy your mind.

 

Chuck a weeks worth of sickies. 

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2 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Chuck a weeks worth of sickies. 

Super compelling.

Need much more than that.

 


Party for 5 months only stopping to watch the grand final replay countless times and try and get a bit of sleep in between. 

 
18 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Well this is an early crow...

Yep, we were also meant to win the flag in 2007 as well. That turned out well.

Genuine excitement at our prospects next year? Dangerous thinking round these parts 


9 hours ago, McQueen said:

Chuck a weeks worth of sickies. 

I won’t have to do that. I got told this year if Melbourne win the premiership i’m not welcome in the office for at least a week because I will be unbearable.

This is a really dangerous thread.


Will watch the replay everyday until the next season.

If we do get there and it’s as close as this year’s GF, how many can say they will make it to the end of the game? 


doubt that it will happen in 2019 ... but if so I would like a Richmond type win where you get to savour the joy of winning for the last quarter.

Too much to hope for perhaps but after fifty plus years one is entitled to be choosy

 

we do it all over again .....

12 hours ago, Ron Burgundy said:

Super compelling.

Need much more than that.

 

Yeah fair enough. 

I’d probably try and get in touch with Wattsy. 


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