What will we see on Trade TV Wednesday night?

[ding 5,126]

On the live trade period telecast, i expect to see the usual tacky stuff.

* Countdown timer.

* Footage of club officials running down corridors with papers in hand.

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

* Increasingly excited commentary towards period end.

* Interviews with various club officials talking about how they got their "target" (And how much work went on behind the scenes)

* Gill doing something..... ANYTHING to be on TV and help out Fox because $$

 

What i dont expect to hear...... 

*Anyone admit most of the "last minute" trades were actually decided days earlier, but held back per AFL "suggestions" (because Fox $$)

 

What have i missed?

[daisycutter 29,617]

2 minutes ago, ding said:

On the live trade period telecast, i expect to see the usual tacky stuff.

* Countdown timer.

* Footage of club officials running down corridors with papers in hand.

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

* Increasingly excited commentary towards period end.

* Interviews with various club officials talking about how they got their "target" (And how much work went on behind the scenes)

* Gill doing something..... ANYTHING to be on TV and help out Fox because $$

 

What i dont expect to hear...... 

*Anyone admit most of the "last minute" trades were actually decided days earlier, but held back per AFL "suggestions" (because Fox $$)

 

What have i missed?

lots and lots of ads, specially betting ads

[dl4e 5,851]

Might get a few momets of Anna Harrington if we are lucky.

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,704]

Just now, dl4e said:

Might get a few momets of Anna Harrington if we are lucky.

she's a shocker.

[pewpewpew 738]

If Jesse was less introverted I would have expected him to be paraded out in a Freo jumper but I doubt he'd be up for that. Maybe some Freo socks.

[poita 3,902]

A bunch of middle aged white blokes trying to pretend that what they are doing is more important than curing cancer and ending world wars, whilst displaying their non-existent personalities.

[dl4e 5,851]

1 minute ago, Win4theAges said:

she's a shocker.

Yeah your right but better looking at her than Montagna.

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,704]

 

4 minutes ago, dl4e said:

Yeah your right but better looking at her than Montagna.

Can't complain with you there.

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

I hope the Goggleboxers tune in for this beauty.

[Clintosaurus 7,852]

46 minutes ago, Win4theAges said:

she's a shocker.

They don't help her by making her regurgitate the [censored] said on Twitter. She is ex-MFC so worthy of some pleasantries.

[YesitwasaWin4theAges 6,704]

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

They don't help her by making her regurgitate the [censored] said on Twitter. She is ex-MFC so worthy of some pleasantries.

That doesn't help either.

[Bates Mate 4,487]

[censored] with clipboards wearing chinos and rolled up shirts  dribbling verbal diarrhea

[Sir Why You Little 37,048]

1 hour ago, ding said:

 

* Same officials on their phones with finger in opposite ear, with furrowed brows.

 

^^^ lots of this

haha...

Anthony Hudson trying to make it all exciting...

[daisycutter 29,617]

10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

^^^ lots of this

haha...

Anthony Hudson trying to make it all exciting...

i'd like to see a good verbal stoush between commentators, maybe even a few faux punches thrown a'la casey & normie. we need more of that reality

[Sir Why You Little 37,048]

16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'd like to see a good verbal stoush between commentators, maybe even a few faux punches thrown a'la casey & normie. we need more of that reality

List managers punching on, lifting chairs above their heads. 

We need far more of that

[david_neitz_is_my_dad 4,083]

Josh Mahoney and Peter Bell throwing hands

[adonski 12,206]

Imagine the darts with more broken tables 

[daisycutter 29,617]

just hope they toss in a few naked sheilas

[spirit of norm smith 16,476]

B grade journalists claiming they called it

FFS

[What 18,810]

I implore you all to not tune in and give it ratings.   

[Daily Dose of Demons 155]

What time does this start? 

[buck_nekkid 5,878]

Tumbleweeds and crickets.

[Whispering_Jack 30,226]

Some crappy advertising on heavy rotation.

[Clintosaurus 7,852]

 Bugger all as it turns out