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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
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Viney - was just supreme

Jones - great second half

T.McDonald - a commanding target

Melksham - quiet until last

Brayshaw - rarely evaded tagger

Spargo - quiet but clever

Weideman - regularly provided contests

Petracca - genius and villain

Neal-Bullen - had limited influence 

Gawn - powerful second half

Hannan - was well held

vandenBerg - was quieter tonight

Harmes - great three quarters

Salem - reliable and safe

Fritsch - versatility was vital

Frost - an important ingredient 

Hibberd - dashing and inspirational

Jetta - grunt and tough

Lewis - creative and safe

O.McDonald - imbues great confidence 

Oliver - great despite tag

Tyson - excellent last quarter

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    Brayshaw - head not sacrosanct 

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    Well done tonight Joeboy. Your best yet.

    Thought Weid was good, especially back up from last week. Took some good contested marks and his kicking action is to die for. Dropped a chaos ball kick in the middle but laid an absolutely monster tackle to keep it in.

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    6 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Viney - was just supreme

    Jones - great second half

    T.McDonald - a commanding target

    Melksham - quiet until last

    Brayshaw - rarely evaded tagger

    Spargo - quiet but clever

    Weideman - regularly provided contests

    Petracca - genius and villain

    Neal-Bullen - had limited influence 

    Gawn - powerful second half

    Hannan - was well held

    vandenBerg - was quieter tonight

    Harmes - great three quarters

    Salem - reliable and safe

    Fritsch - versatility was vital

    Frost - an important ingredient 

    Hibberd - dashing and inspirational

    Jetta - grunt and tough

    Lewis - creative and safe

    O.McDonald - imbues great confidence 

    Oliver - great despite tag

    Tyson - excellent last quarter

    Never thought I would be saying this but you have been a bit hard on Spargo he was better than that.

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    Brayshaw - Brave beyond belief

    ANB - Human hunting dog

    Lord Nev - Shall not pass

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    I have been critical of @joeboy but tonight  his work was spot on.

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    Jetta BOG!! held soft as sno cone Bruest to nothing!

    Never Ever Rated Bruest 

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    6 minutes ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    I have been critical of @joeboy but tonight  his work was spot on.

    Could Hibbard become my new favourite dee. Still love the jet.

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    JB top summation overall, team  performance improved markedly after half time as did many individual performances. Suggest alternative -Tyson teases again?

    Edited by Tarax Club

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    Not bad JB. Agree with most.

    Tyson was good in the last. Lucky for him or else he might have gone out.

    Melk sat on Sicily according to Goody in the presser so whilst he was quite he did his job as Sicily didn't hurt us.

    Fritter made a few bad errors but jeez he has good hands and reads the ball beautifully. Great move putting him down back. 

    Omac - aka Dr Cool - played a super committed game. Got pole axed big time at one point in the second q and wobbled up to fight another contest. Ahe is a really nice kick. Fritter, Omac, Salem, Hibberd and Jetts are all good reliable kicks which is super important coming out from our back half. 

    The back six and maxy saved us in the second quarter with their fantastic desperation. 

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    Hawthorn- nanananananana heyeeeah good-bye!

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    Watched Nibbler a bit and saw him run extra distances to get to cover players and wave the better players like Viney, Oliver etc back so they could roll back to the contest down the field and not get stuck on the mark. Does a lot of team things.

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    Spargo: very important moments.

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    Hibberd BOG for me 

    Petracca had a big influence on the game, and would have gone close if not for a few lazy entries.

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    Viney = Beast mode!

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    nice synopsis.

    I think a tad harsh in brayshaw. yes he was quiet but he kicked 2 crucial goals.

    weideman: converted under pressure 

    and melksham was so good in the last quarter. his goal on the left from 50m was so clutch!!! hawks were coming too. then he followed it up with 2 contested marks on sicily and another goal. almost gota vote for me tonight just for his last quarter.

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    12 hours ago, DaisyDeeciple said:

    Brayshaw - Brave beyond belief

    ANB - Human hunting dog

    Lord Nev - Shall not pass

    Haha, that's perfect!

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