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If we beat the Cats I will ..

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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Be very, very happy and keen to keep the lid on it.

Except for stubbies of beer. Lids will be flying everywhere off those buggers. 

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    Will start to believe we can play in the big dance while enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

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    Belt out the theme song on the train ride home rubbing it in to the [censored] cat fans

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    Drive home from the game as quickly as possible to watch the replay

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    Walk back to the car victory donuts in hand and enjoy the next few hours driving home trying to stay awake.

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    Yeah not alot really. Train and drive home. Win the next one and 'll be well and truly up and about.

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    Deliberately drink too many of a variety of incompatible drinks so I get a mighty hangover the next day, so that every hangover for the rest of my life reminds me of the moment, easing the pain. Because I know how to plan ahead.

    Nah, I'll probably just enjoy a few deep breaths and a smile.

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    Login to Ticketek straight away

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    6 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Take you all out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. 

    Make it frothies and you have a deal.

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    3 hours ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

    ... do some serious damage

    I will wait until IT Happens (we do that),  then,  I will live IT,,, in the moment.

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    20 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Make it frothies and you have a deal.

    Frothies it is! Maybe some 30 cent cones thrown in too.

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    When we win this week l will hug all my Melbourne supporter friends  and share the moment together for the years that we have missed on finals.

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    Run around Dubai airport screaming “the demons have won!!!”

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    Stay in my seat at the ground till the following week in the fetal position.

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    Enjoy the euphoria with my fellow Demonlanders, and take plenty of fluids to get my vocal chords back in working order for the next week.

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    Sing the song with my brother in a pub in London!

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    8 hours ago, MudDogs Gawn Win.. someday said:

    Getting White girl wasted and probably [censored] the bed with a kebab half eaten still in my hand..

    This is pretty messed up, so much so that you shouldn't be surprised if you get a PM from Uncle @Bitter but optimistic after he reads this.  If this is how you act, you tick a lot of the boxes that he looks for when inviting folk back to the Romsey Manor.

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