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Brendon Goddard

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Could we get Brendon Goddard to the deees for a specific role ?? We don't currently have a leader type to point and yell at teammates. 

Goddard could fill that role....and he's good at it.

 
 

Surely you jest?

He won't get another gig the way he carried on at Essendon this year.


we already have an old geriatric (Lewis) to yell instructions to teammates, (and give the umpire a serve if we need it)

1 minute ago, praha said:

Surely you jest?

He won't get another gig the way he carried on at Essendon this year.

I think, or I at lease hope that  ?d is taking the p155 

 

Must get........hurry....before the lid is closed.

 

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13 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

Could we get Brendon Goddard to the deees for a specific role ?? 

Run out the oranges at 3/4 time? 

9 minutes ago, monoccular said:

I think, or I at lease hope that  ?d is taking the p155 

Of course he is.  

Virtually cost his side a run at finals this year when he stepped on the chalk for a kick-in and gifted Hawks a goal in the last term.  Ess lost by 4 points ?

 

Fails the NDH test.    

Car park attendant. "Next to that tree sir." (points)

Usher. "Bag check this way sir." (points) "Passout exit over there sir." (points)

Doughnut van vendor. "No, hot dogs are available at that van there sir." (points)

Plenty of jobs for him at the MCG.


He could be an onfield coach for us.

That onfield coach would be Mark Neeld but still...

I have always been a huge fan. I know his demonstrative nature on-field has made him look like a right Wally a few times but his poise, leadership and kicking are top notch.

But we do not need him now and he is getting very slow. So no thanks. 

Nearly vomited.... might still.

Do we have to start a thread for every player that is leaving another club?

Stupid idea. NDH policy prevails. He isn't that good. Next.

The thread is clearly in jest. 

But in the same spirit i would have him at the club as a runner. Perfect as he would get to point, instruct and direct to his hearts content.

Can't imagine though that Goody would take too kindly to being told his instructions are ##%%##%#%# wrong.


40 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Do we have to start a thread for every player that is leaving another club?

Stupid idea. NDH policy prevails. He isn't that good. Next.

when is the J Waite thred coming out?! I want answers! 

 
2 hours ago, Cards13 said:

Was an absolute gun in his day, so unlikeable but such a good player, well past it.

I suspect he's only unlikeable to opposition supporters. Furthermore, I also expect he's quite well liked by his team mates at both St Kilda and Essendon.

I assume he'll stay in football either in the media or coaching, and I expect he will do very well at either. 


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