If we won the premiership

[Wrecker45 3,378]

If we win the premiership, who would your loudest cheer be for when they accept their premiership medal?

• Jack Watts - the whipping boy, booded by the club that crucified him. a brilliant user of the ball and integral part of the team. The face of the dees and much loved around the club..
• Max Gawn - our culture is apparently hopeless and he got caught by Neitz having a smoke on the way to training. Has since embraced a leadership role
• Neville Jetta - heart and soul and just about everyones favourite player
• Jack Viney -It annoys me when commentators say Joel Selwood is tough. Jack Viney is easily the toughest player in the league.
• Jayden Hunt- Expect Andre Macloed's  grand final form. Norm Smith medalist
• Jordan Lewis- Premiership hero actively wanting tot\i come to Melbourne
• Nathan Jones -three best and fairets' and a leader. Could dictate the game.
• Oliver / Brayshaw / Petracca - watch out to the competition. Even Buklcey ' coach't coach them backwads,I expect I will be cheering Jaydnen Hunt but time will tell

 

I'll pick Dom Tyson..

Edited August 13, 2017 by Grapeviney

[Wrecker45 3,378]

There are obvious grammatical and spelling errors throughout the post. I apologise and din't know how to edit them with the new software.

[Mickey 4,684]

Jonesy for me. Heart and soul for so long, has kept us afloat during the dark times.

[Wrecker45 3,378]

Jack Watts for me

[WERRIDEE 5,479]

Stupid thread.

Let's try and make the finals first. The next 3 games are basically elimination finals for us. 

[3Dee 1,153]

Well the answer is clearly Jesse Hogan

[Sir Why You Little 37,038]

Let's beat North first

[3Dee 1,153]

you gotta sleep if you dare to dream

[david_neitz_is_my_dad 4,083]

Can't beat north or freo at the G yet you bother typing this out

[ding 5,126]

15 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Let's beat North first

i lol'd

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

Jake Lever.

[Sir Why You Little 37,038]

11 minutes ago, ding said:

i lol'd

So did i when i read the title!!

[Dee Zephyr 19,267]

21 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

Can't beat north or freo at the G yet you bother typing this out

Lucky we won't be playing them in the big one.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

School holidays already? 

[Sigil 1,001]

[biggestred 5,088]

I thought this was gonna be about celebrations!

Im 34 now, so when we win the flag ill probably be weeks from death from old age at 98

 

[Skuit 10,031]

1 hour ago, Wrecked Owl Dees Function said:

If we won the premiership, i'd cum inside the G

I'm curious as to what you wrote before it was edited?

[MudDogs Gawn Win.. someday 499]

I'd be cheering loudest for Nathan Jones..

Then this would be me after..

 

[Wrecker45 3,378]

7 hours ago, biggestred said:

I thought this was gonna be about celebrations!

Im 34 now, so when we win the flag ill probably be weeks from death from old age at 98

 

Better go for a father son then

Kobe Farmer

any Viney

[Nasher 33,616]

10 hours ago, WERRIDEE said:

Stupid thread.

Let's try and make the finals first. The next 3 games are basically elimination finals for us. 

Why can't there be an "if" thread without someone going "one week at a time"? You can't tell me you don't imagine Demon Premierships from time to time - mentioning it out loud does not invoke some kind of jinx that automatically makes the team lose that week.

Dream on, Demonlanders!

[Adzman 2,154]

My therapist has told me to stop thinking about Melbourne winning a premiership. She said is it delusional and self destructive.....

 

[armstrong35 262]

IF  we won the premiership I reckon I would cry at first(being on the [censored]). Out of all my friends I'm the most passionate and the only paid up member, I'm the only one who attends every home game and one interstate game per year. Most of seen there team win won so I'm somewhat jealous. The reason I'd be so emotional is because all my pop wanted was to see them win one with me there. He knows how much I love my demons and he passed away this year and it would mean everything if they got up. Would be a dream if they won this year. 

 

[doc roet 1,287]

10 hours ago, Wrecked Owl Dees Function said:

If we won the premiership, i'd cum inside the G

twice in succession,and I'm 64.

 

[ding 5,126]

I will cry happy tears.

I will attempt to sing the club song even though i didnt have any voice left.

I will get really drunk.

I will spew.

I will try to sing the song again

I will watch the evening news to make sure it was real.

I will cry while watching the news.

I will vomit.

I will call in sick for tomorrow before i couldnt work the telephone.

I will run out onto the street with my MFC gear on and high 5 random strangers.

I will drink more.

I will spew while singing the club song.

I will go back inside to watch the replay.

I will cry AND spew while watching the replay.

I will watch the replay.

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I will watch the replay.

 

[Jaded No More 68,915]

If watching Jones winning a flag for us doesn't move you to tears, you aren't even a Melbourne supporter. 

Nobody will deserve a louder cheer than Jones. Followed closely by whichever genius coach breaks this premiership drought.