WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - JORDAN LEWIS

[P-man 13,239]

In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

[Sigil 965]

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

[Demonetta13 95]

2 minutes ago, P-man said:

In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

he has a bald spot?

[wheaters31 582]

2 minutes ago, P-man said:

In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

Maybe we can get a treatment from advanced hair studio as a sweetener in his contract to get him over the line. 

[The Reverend 1,718]

2 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

That is ludicrous!!!!!!!!

[Gorgoroth 12,337]

3 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Ha ha. Gotta love some of the shite that gets thrown around trade week. I love this week(s)

[Demon Jack 6,349]

4 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Thought this real for a second and nearly spat out my drink.

I proceeded to look up the account on Twitter and found this gem.

Yes, Twitter is great.

Edited October 14, 2016 by Demon Jack

[Ted Lasso 16,968]

4 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Christain Petracca for Lewis, Rioli, McEvoy, Birchall, Bruest and all their first rounders for the next 14 years hahahahahahaha this page is nearly as bad as the Whisperer

Hawthorn chased Christian hard before he re-signed and he knocked them back

[Wrecker45 3,378]

6 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Can we throw in Hunt as well?

[TeamPlayedFine39 8,186]

7 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Good lord.

Even on a hypothetical level, I can think of what they could offer us that we'd accept... 

[deelete my account 1,194]

3 minutes ago, Demon Jack said:

Thought this real for a second and nearly spat out my drink.

I proceeded to look up the account on Twitter and found this gem.

Yes, Twitter is great.

There's another rumour floating around that Bob Murphy has been called in to AFL house to put forward his case for receiving Jobe Watsons Brownlow medal

Edited October 14, 2016 by DominatrixTyson

[Uncle Fester 2,835]

7 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Hahahaha!

 

AFL Contract‏@AFLContract

#AFLTrades sources are reporting that Jordan Lewis may be involved in a trade that will see Christian Petracca join @HawthornFC

 

Twitter is great

Seems reasonable. Mitchell for #88 and that Lewis fella for Tracca. Get it done boys

[Nasher 33,133]

10 minutes ago, P-man said:

In case this does go through, I take back everything I've said about Jordan. Or Jordie, as I will refer to him henceforth.

He's definitely not an arrogant [censored] and his bald spot isn't that noticeable.

Yep, there's a lot of years of pent-up "jeez I hate that bastard" I'm carrying. It's going to take some time to get over it I reckon.

*blink*

Oh there, it's gone. Welcome Mr Lewis, I've been a fan for years!

[Demonland 65,975]

24 minutes ago, Nasher said:

You trying to scare him off or something?

I think you're right. I might need to take him out to dinner first.

[Dee Zephyr 17,844]

I love the comment by Wright that "enquiries were made about Lewis".

Mr Lewis or Mr Pickering should come out and nip it in the bud. 

But not yet.......

[Demonetta13 95]

i keep refreshing twitter hoping to see it get announced. Just getting one up on the Hawks is enough for me - getting a player like Lewis is the cherry.

[Ted Lasso 16,968]

2 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

I love the comment by Wright that "enquiries were made about Lewis".

Mr Lewis or Mr Pickering should come out and nip it in the bud. 

But not yet.......

Says it all really doesn't it. 

 

 

[Demonland 65,975]

1 minute ago, Demonetta13 said:

i keep refreshing twitter hoping to see it get announced. Just getting one up on the Hawks is enough for me - getting a player like Lewis is the cherry.

I don't think this trade will happen today (if at all).

Until we hear from Lewis or his manager I guess we're still in the hunt. Anything we hear from Hawthorn is damage control. I'm happy that there is nothing coming out of the Demons camp.

[Demonetta13 95]

Just now, Demonland said:

I don't think this trade will happen today (if at all).

Until we hear from Lewis or his manager I guess we're still in the hunt. Anything we hear from Hawthorn is damage control. I'm happy that there is nothing coming out of the Demons camp.

i agree, i think the excitement of having our name bandied around as a destination club rather than the other way around has got to me. That and how close i am to Friday knock-offs.

[Grand New Flag 3,226]

CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

My word is that the odds have significantly shortened in the last few hours. In our favour. Jordan has one foot out the door. Hawks working hard to undo  a likely exit. 

Fingers crossed.

[In Harmes Way 7,594]

36 minutes ago, Demonland said:

I've also offered him a moderator position at Demonland. Have not heard back yet.

As long as it's not counted in the salary cap...

[stuie 7,374]

Just now, Grand New Flag said:

CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

Lol.. Come on mate, you're better than that.

 

[DistrACTION Jackson 6,504]

1 minute ago, Grand New Flag said:

CP not up for trade. BS on that one.

My word is that the odds have significantly shortened in the last few hours. In our favour. Jordan has one foot out the door. Hawks working hard to undo  a likely exit. 

Fingers crossed.

If that is the case I just don't see how he can come back from that position.

And if he says he wants to leave it also won't be a good look if the Hawks say no so it would likely get done on good faith.

[Grand New Flag 3,226]

2 minutes ago, stuie said:

Lol.. Come on mate, you're better than that.

 

Fair call

[Bring-Back-Powell 13,349]

16 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Yep, there's a lot of years of pent-up "jeez I hate that bastard" I'm carrying. It's going to take some time to get over it I reckon.

*blink*

Oh there, it's gone. Welcome Mr Lewis, I've been a fan for years!

We've all been here before.

We had to learn how to get over our hatred of Gary Moorcroft during his memorable 4 game stint at the club, circa 2003.