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2 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Find another club to follow, that's if you do follow Melbourne.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, SaberFang said:

Max Gawn is an absolute pisser. Interview on FOX is gold.

Loved It when he laughed at the bald ump

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Are you the grumpy cat from the internet? 

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3 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Can we just be happy we won the game?

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

well his name is honest at least.

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Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Wow I'm in Italy wanting read up on a big QB win and I read this! :P

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

I wanna party with you Ray of Sunshine

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I thought the pressure from cwood was very strong at times so the poor disposals could be accounted for.

Did iread the stats correctly....vince with 42 possies

Max we salute you

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9 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Constipation is a terrible thing.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Yeah, I woke up at 4.40 am, had a coffee and called it at 4.57am.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to out predict RTG.

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Cranky, it must be sad being a colliewobble supporter oi

Posted
35 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

O Mac was super today, great work young bella.  Let's hope all the haters ate some humble pie today

Did well in the end, kudos.

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Just now, olisik said:

Is Hogans Jaw ok? Saw he have it bumped then was later taped up 

Fair to say if it was broken he wouldn't be on the ground. 

I think he was bleeding quite heavily so they did a nice strapping job on him. 

I think the bye is gonna be important for a lot of players. Plenty of cramping and Dyson was definitely having his hammys worked on repeatedly. 

Posted
14 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Sorry I can't join the party most teams would have belted the pies by 10 goals.  Oscar was passable but should still be at Casey - he gave away 2 goals.  Jetta, Stretch & VDB were barely adequate.  Frost & Tom McD were lucky the Pies kicking for goal was poor.  Hogan dropped 3 chest marks.  Trengove is just going.  Lucky for us Watts, Max & Bernie had huge games & the Pies were missing a few players. 

Well Geelong couldn't and they're sitting nicely in second.

Posted
2 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

3 word analysis of GAwn

Played like midfielder

He'll be in our top 3 goal scorers for the year at the end of season which would be quite an achievement.

Posted

Frosty! So glad they listened to us and put him where we drafted him for! 

Jetta plaid probably his worst ever game and still kept them to only 50 points, great effort 

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Posted
41 minutes ago, Demons11 said:

Omacc was super today, great work young bella.  Let's hope all the haters ate some humble pie today

He was good and probably more servicable than his bro but I wouldn't call him bella. Bello pls Amico!

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I know one shouldn't gloat, but today's game highlighted a few trades that might be regreted (from different perspectives):

1. J. Howe to Collingwood - go suffer Jezza (don't care where).  We'll keep Kennedy thanks very much;

2.  A. Trelor to Collingwood - all of a sudden Sydney doesn't look like such a bad place to be;

3.  C.Silva for B.Vince - best trade ever.

Let this serve as a reminder!

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