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Not sure why Dazzle man but, given the great win and I think your overt reaction I think maybe if others can see the passion then maybe you shouldn't ban yourself!

I mean who else on this site can I spar with so vigorously??

Up to you but ...some mitigating circumstances I think!

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Not sure why Dazzle man but, given the great win and I think your overt reaction I think maybe if others can see the passion then maybe you shouldn't ban yourself!

I mean who else on this site can I spar with so vigorously??

Up to you but ...some mitigating circumstances I think!

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Lovely reading some of the Geelong supporters' comments on their bigfooty page.

'Guess this is revenge for 186'... boy, the revenge hasn't even begun. Petracca, Brayshaw, Viney and Hogan will be grinding the cats into the mud for the next decade.

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I am your worst nightmare so you need me here.

Haha! I seem to recall HH posting something similar last year after the Ess game!

I nearly promised to bare my rrrse in Bourke St, then thought it too unlikely

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Haha! I seem to recall HH posting something similar last year after the Ess game!

I nearly promised to bare my rrrse in Bourke St, then thought it too unlikely

He did, hence why I mentioned it thinking I would be safe considering I gave us absolutely zero chance of winning..

Ps your shout

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He did, hence why I mentioned it thinking I would be safe considering I gave us absolutely zero chance of winning..

Ps your shout

Happy to shout you a beer anytime dazzle, even though I did say it was after I won 1st div tatts, which unfortunately didn't happen.

We were all caught out by this amazing win, to our great pleasure

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Open a twitter account and my my ever tweet would be to Gerard nob-head Healey and say up yours you fat traitorous [censored]

Listening to Healy's commentary I couldn't agree more with you (apart from the spelling of 'nob-head')

What a complete tool of a bloke, couldn't be more patronising when we're 5 goals up end of game

Let's string a few games together so we don't have to deal with these toss bags getting every second players name wrong

Loved J Brown's expose about 'Melbourne's insiders rate this guy' about Gus....have we been that bad for that long??

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It seems that by giving myself a "jolly good flogging" I was among the few who kept their promise as a result of the win.

Bunch of wimps !!!!!

You can stop now.

The win was Sunday and now it's Tuesday.

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It seems that by giving myself a "jolly good flogging" I was among the few who kept their promise as a result of the win.

Bunch of wimps !!!!!

its chooseday now Bbo, we start looking forward to the next match-up, soon anyway, as de bye, gets in de way. so start getting excited big boy...

as I'm taking up fishing once again, I'll get my gaff honed to a needle point for this next occasion.

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its chooseday now Bbo, we start looking forward to the next match-up, soon anyway, as de bye, gets in de way. so start getting excited big boy...

as I'm taking up fishing once again, I'll get my gaff honed to a needle point for this next occasion.

I don't think even I want to know what you do with a needle point gaff '-luded!

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needle point gaff

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in two weeks time, I'd like to turn it into a trusty hooked staff, to have by my-side, to beat off evil, & to ensnare a hard running black sheep mid, to join our flock, but alas poor Bbo, I fear its too late to save a young drew from the evil ways of those western pagan's & that falconry witchcraft.

so we'll need a good supply of lace up hoodies, for those lower flying eagles, to calm their beaks & soften their claw grips.

In the meantime, I'll just have to enjoy hanging about, biding my time, in the lead-up to the clash of the seaboards.

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Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

I only post here now on special occasions and this is certainly one.

I had dinner with Ro last night and told him of your commitment. He thought it was very funny but said in the spirit of generosity after such a great win he'd let you off putting it on your forehead and let you put it on your butt. He's very happy to meet you at a convenient tattooist so the signature is accurate. He has a bit of time over the bye period and is happy to get it done immediately.

Let me know if you're interested or not, I'll let him know either way.

This is genuine. Goin' to keep your promise? :)

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Gees, Rohan Bail tattoo on my forehead? Meh, its worth it. Go dees!

Pictures,big fella.We need to see pictures.

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I only post here now on special occasions and this is certainly one.

I had dinner with Ro last night and told him of your commitment. He thought it was very funny but said in the spirit of generosity after such a great win he'd let you off putting it on your forehead and let you put it on your butt. He's very happy to meet you at a convenient tattooist so the signature is accurate. He has a bit of time over the bye period and is happy to get it done immediately.

Let me know if you're interested or not, I'll let him know either way.

This is genuine. Goin' to keep your promise? :)

Brilliant.

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