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If we beat the Cats today I will ....

Bleeds_Red_&_Blue
in Melbourne Demons

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Be very fookin surprised.

I have just tuned in and seen the result. I am very, very fookin surprised.

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    Ps, every player is awesome, this club is good.

    [censored] me, this is going to be a long month.

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    Pipefitter - you will look great with a tattooed forehead. Photos please.

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    This thread should be pinned for the rest of the year :wub:

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    Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

    Can't wait to see the photo.

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    This thread should be pinned for the rest of the year :wub:

    You need to quote yourself in your sig next to HH's quote.

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    pinch myself

    well, i feel pretty weak to have wagered so conservatively. Nonetheless, I'm pinching myself, and I'm not waking up.

    Go Dees!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I thought you and H_H had a lot in common dazzle. Haha!

    If we win today I will take out a tatts ticket and expect to win div 1, then I'll shout everyone on Demonland a beer.

    I'd love a Pint of Melbourne Bitter thanks.

    Gonna taste [censored] sweet tonight!! :)

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    F@#k...!

    Nice sign off Dazzle!!!

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    Well I've done my bit. In fact I've flogged myself more than once!

    Romsey was shakin!!!

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    Get Rohan Bails signature tattooed on my forehead.

    Ahh, what colour will you be using!!

    :lol::blink::)

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    I have poured myself a bloody big Macallan whiskey. I have had to steady my nerves after watching that. I might repeat the dose for the replay. The last time I was at Kardinia Park , the cat's fans were hurling racist epithets and bottles of coke at Jeff Farmer.

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    Geez feel sorry for the guy who has to quit his job.

    Also a 2nd prize to the guy who has to call his mum and say I love you.

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    Give myself a jolly good flogging.

    how's the flogging going, bbo

    be sure to add a few tacks to the scourge and don't go soft on yourself

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    I was at the Community Cup in Elsternwick, headlining band playing to a thousand or so punters. Me and a dozen diehards watching on an upheld phone, louder than the fans. Brilliant!

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    I'm so glad Demonland's server was down to prevent me from posting what I was going to post 4 hours ago.

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    Give myself a jolly good flogging.

    sWYL would pay handsomely, I'm reliably informed, to see that. as many others would too.

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