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THAT IS MINT!!! facebook profile pic here i come!!!

Haha, was thinking the same thing, as long as his sister doesn't see it on my profile. Would seem a little weird.:P

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Haha, was thinking the same thing, as long as his sister doesn't see it on my profile. Would seem a little weird.:P

Yes, of all the things in this thread that is the one that is deemed weird ;):P ?!!!

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rpfc, you haven't slept for a few days have you?

Poor munchkin.

Jacks leave the Pies season Grimey

Oh God :(

Monday cannot come quickly enough

Watts are you doing in the AFL, Travis Cloke?

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"Dees Hit The Jack-pot"

"A pair of relative new comers to the AFL have steered the Melbourne Demons to a courageous 4 point win over arch nemesis Collingwood."

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"Dees win Queen's B'day with pair of Jacks!

"Pies fold"

I like these :D !!!

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if we win, my money says the head lines are about malthouse and how the pies are struggling, not about the dees.

Wouldn't surprise me. He'll be making more excuses, that's for sure.

He's also scheduled to be on Footy Classified on Monday night. Should be interesting watching if we beat them.

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if we win, my money says the head lines are about malthouse and how the pies are struggling, not about the dees.

just a feeling.

Agree, they do tend to sell papers. For some reason... :unsure:

So it could be "Watts up Mick?"

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"Dees win Queen's B'day with pair of Jacks!

"Pies fold"

Pair of Jacks wins over full house.

Every word except 'of' in that headline uses double meanings. I'm so proud.

Not as proud as some. :)

<<<< looking for copyright guidelines ;)

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