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If we lose tonight, I will think that...

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the narrative that there are cultural problems will only get louder in the media... and then chuckle at the inanity of linking those two things together.

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Its only Round 1

 

Make me even more paranoid about playing against recent ex-team mates.  My mind goes into overdrive thinking about all the insider intel these players can use against us! We all have weird superstitions and this is one of mine.

We should have a ritual execution of one of the players drawn by lot. This should happen for each loss. That will get results.


Move on to next week. 

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That it is time for dessert.

Ooh, helpful thread. I should go buy something ready for dessert after the game.

…it will still not affect our Round 1 winning streak.

it was rigged for the Swans 150th anniversary to start with a win.


Depends on the loss.

If we lose a highly entertaining game where we've had the lead in the last quarter, kick accurately and our inside 50 entries have improved from last year, then I'll just write it down as bad luck and we'll bounce back next week.

If we get done by 7+ goals and kick an atrocious 7.17, followed by the draw from hell to start the year, then valid questions will be asked. Posters should be entitled to express their concerns and disappointment under this scenario.

 

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