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POSTGAME: SF vs Carlton

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Time to blow the list up. Gotten as far as we can.

9 goals 17 behinds. Sorry Stafford and Williams. Someone needs to go.


Disgraceful kicking for goal yet again, so disappointing

 

Straight Sets Simon has wasted yet another year through poor list management and team selection.

Schache the sub and wasn’t even used, while we had ruck contests with no one going up and Grundy in the stands.

Gawn totally exposed their backline with his marking when he was forward, we could have had a lot more of that with Grundy in the team.

This is the least surprising result, lost at team selection yet again.

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I reckon we get whoever is the forward kicking coach for the Girls team, they embarrass the boys with their accuracy. 

Edited by darkhorse72

They took their chances. We didn't. More I50, more shots on goal, still lost.

Putting aside Viney disaster too many lame players. Same old week after week. Not playing Grundy why not something different. Instead same old [censored].

Yeah folks, that just forken happened ..... Again.
Just hopeless.


We won a flag in 21 sure, but man we look like a snakebitten club sometimes 

Last 2 finals series we have choked big time, this list is wasted might aswell draft as many good ball users as we can 

Tmac zero tuches last quarter.Schache zero touches on the bench


Remember how we were on the verge of a dynasty a few years back? Fast forward two years and we're back-to-back, straight-sets chokers.

Maybe do some kicking practice in the off-season... or, y'know, after last week? When we lost a final for the exact same reason?

Edited by SaberFang

This Is why we’re not a big club and we’re not taken seriously and we don’t draw big crowds. 

We can’t be trusted. 

Bunch of chokers. 

Fancy handing a prelim to the blues on a freaking platter. 

 

2.6 in last quarter.

All over a team 2 weeks in a row and choke.

You get what you deserve. 

Pizzweak fellas. Bloody disappointed 


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