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3 hours ago, rolling fog said:

Just had a roam around BF myself - wow! You can really go off the deep end over there if you’re that way inclined - see below:

 

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DEEELUSIONAL NUFFY

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We stayed behind at the G for a couple of celebratory beers & to dodge the filth crowd, before catching the train home. Still had the pleasure of getting the finger from one pie fan at Jolimont and then another drunk at Watsonia slurring out ‘you’ll be out in straight sets again’. They are all class. 

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I just saw this on BF.  I swear I have to check if I'm in the middle of some bad episode of Twilight Zone...🤣

"Well I was thinking it might end up with me setting up a GoFundMe page, if only I was taller and stronger.

Had this terrible Melbourne supporter (4 of them but one was really a nutcase) in front of me who was already half under the weather before the game and after 6 cans was getting worse. Turning around really in my face and although none of you know me I hardly yell at the footy, too involved in who is playing where and the tactics of the game.

Would stand up and yell things like, the premiership is not played in June, colliwobbles (sigh), losers, we are the champions and more that I can't remember. I was so ready to respond but only to told him to sit down as I couldn't see and also my grand-daughter told me not to respond.

I so hate Melbourne, have never been to a game against them when I haven't had those type of supporters around me."

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And in Part 2 of the bad Twilight Zone episode, something I never thought I'd ever hear a Collingwood supporter say:

"on a shocking side note, I don’t think the umpiring affected the result yesterday! Don’t think there was anything terribly notable."

WTH is going on!!!  I though something was a bit off with them when we never heard that "USA! USA!" chant after quarter time :)

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shoutout to the teenage kids sitting behind me who started up with how langdon is a [censored] and then spent 3.5 quarters yelling personal abuse at any dees player they could see and then left with 5 mins to go. shoutout to their mum who said zip. MCC members by the way.

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7 minutes ago, biggestred said:

shoutout to the teenage kids sitting behind me who started up with how langdon is a [censored] and then spent 3.5 quarters yelling personal abuse at any dees player they could see and then left with 5 mins to go. shoutout to their mum who said zip. MCC members by the way.

All duck no dinner

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5 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

 

Had this terrible Melbourne supporter (4 of them but one was really a nutcase) in front of me who was already half under the weather before the game and after 6 cans was getting worse.
Would stand up and yell things like, the premiership is not played in June, colliwobbles (sigh), losers, we are the champions and more that I can't remember.
 

How dare he talk about our @dworship like that! 😂

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5 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

I just saw this on BF.  I swear I have to check if I'm in the middle of some bad episode of Twilight Zone...🤣

"Well I was thinking it might end up with me setting up a GoFundMe page, if only I was taller and stronger.

Had this terrible Melbourne supporter (4 of them but one was really a nutcase) in front of me who was already half under the weather before the game and after 6 cans was getting worse. Turning around really in my face and although none of you know me I hardly yell at the footy, too involved in who is playing where and the tactics of the game.

Would stand up and yell things like, the premiership is not played in June, colliwobbles (sigh), losers, we are the champions and more that I can't remember. I was so ready to respond but only to told him to sit down as I couldn't see and also my grand-daughter told me not to respond.

I so hate Melbourne, have never been to a game against them when I haven't had those type of supporters around me."

We're living rent free in their heads...

They'll be drifting off ....eyes shut .....to.the resplendid  sounds of " It's a Grand old Flag....."

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I copped a spray from a ten year old at the station on my way in, under the watchful eye of filth father.  Just walked on by. As Whitney would say “i believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.”

this little [s] will grow up into a right [c] at this rate.

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41 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

I copped a spray from a ten year old at the station on my way in, under the watchful eye of filth father.  Just walked on by. As Whitney would say “i believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.”

this little [s] will grow up into a right [c] at this rate.

Two conversations I had with Collingwood supporters while near the slide before I went back to the safe haven of the Demon Army:

First Collingwood supporter.

CS (looking at me with venom in his eyes) - "I hate Melbourne"

Me (smiling, shrugging) - "That's okay, I hate Collingwood."

CS - "You haven't beaten us in 3 years."

Me (smiling) - "That's okay, you haven't won a premiership in 13 years."

Later on as the team is announced, he booed Brodie.

Me - "What are you booing him for?  He wanted to stay at your club."  His friend replied to him, "Yeah, that was pretty stupid."

Collingwood supporter 2

We were pretty crowded around the slide, and I was keeping an eye on my 12 year old nephew, who accidentally hit someone in the head with his flagpole and apologised straight away.  

CS - "He's only a Melbourne supporter, he can be chucked out."

Me  (turning into protective Auntie mode) - "Really?  He's 12! Besides it's our home game, and as a member he has as much right than anyone to be here." 

CS - screamed in my face that I'm a "f&*%ing arrogant entitled Melbourne supporter".

Because I was protecting a child from an adult bully.

 

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18 hours ago, rolling fog said:

Just had a roam around BF myself - wow! You can really go off the deep end over there if you’re that way inclined - see below:

 

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Clearly someone who is 9-12 years old...or at least has the intelligence of one, which doesn't really help us at all now i come to think of it. Apologies for wasting a post. 

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2 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Two conversations I had with Collingwood supporters while near the slide before I went back to the safe haven of the Demon Army:

First Collingwood supporter.

CS (looking at me with venom in his eyes) - "I hate Melbourne"

Me (smiling, shrugging) - "That's okay, I hate Collingwood."

CS - "You haven't beaten us in 3 years."

Me (smiling) - "That's okay, you haven't won a premiership in 13 years."

Later on as the team is announced, he booed Brodie.

Me - "What are you booing him for?  He wanted to stay at your club."  His friend replied to him, "Yeah, that was pretty stupid."

Collingwood supporter 2

We were pretty crowded around the slide, and I was keeping an eye on my 12 year old nephew, who accidentally hit someone in the head with his flagpole and apologised straight away.  

CS - "He's only a Melbourne supporter, he can be chucked out."

Me  (turning into protective Auntie mode) - "Really?  He's 12! Besides it's our home game, and as a member he has as much right than anyone to be here." 

CS - screamed in my face that I'm a "f&*%ing arrogant entitled Melbourne supporter".

Because I was protecting a child from an adult bully.

 

They were very confident before the game including the tool who  put the $91000 on the pies to win just before the first bounce. 

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2 hours ago, biggestred said:

shoutout to the teenage kids sitting behind me who started up with how langdon is a [censored] and then spent 3.5 quarters yelling personal abuse at any dees player they could see and then left with 5 mins to go. shoutout to their mum who said zip. MCC members by the way.

The phone number advertised at the ground would have sorted them out if rung. No reason to put up with that rubbish. Good banter is fine but personal abuse is just not on.

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1 hour ago, buck_nekkid said:

I copped a spray from a ten year old at the station on my way in, under the watchful eye of filth father.  Just walked on by. As Whitney would say “i believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.”

this little [s] will grow up into a right [c] at this rate.

Monkey see monkey do   Collingwood fans should be banned from bringing their kids.  I have thought this for years.  Or perhaps just ban them from breeding altogether!

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1 hour ago, YearOfTheDees said:

They were very confident before the game including the tool who  put the $91000 on the pies to win just before the first bounce. 

Haha nice move jerk!

These antisocial people need to be sorted out. I'm serious when I say this game is the only one where I feel I need to have my wits about me with opposition fans. Every other game is a walk in the park. 

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2 hours ago, YearOfTheDees said:

They were very confident before the game including the tool who  put the $91000 on the pies to win just before the first bounce. 

So the question is was a Collingwood supporter with this much money:

a)  A crack dealer?

b) A bank robber?

c) The collective dole cash for the cheer squad?

d) Not actually a Collingwood supporter?

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2 hours ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

Two conversations I had with Collingwood supporters while near the slide before I went back to the safe haven of the Demon Army:

First Collingwood supporter.

CS (looking at me with venom in his eyes) - "I hate Melbourne"

Me (smiling, shrugging) - "That's okay, I hate Collingwood."

CS - "You haven't beaten us in 3 years."

Me (smiling) - "That's okay, you haven't won a premiership in 13 years."

Later on as the team is announced, he booed Brodie.

Me - "What are you booing him for?  He wanted to stay at your club."  His friend replied to him, "Yeah, that was pretty stupid."

Collingwood supporter 2

We were pretty crowded around the slide, and I was keeping an eye on my 12 year old nephew, who accidentally hit someone in the head with his flagpole and apologised straight away.  

CS - "He's only a Melbourne supporter, he can be chucked out."

Me  (turning into protective Auntie mode) - "Really?  He's 12! Besides it's our home game, and as a member he has as much right than anyone to be here." 

CS - screamed in my face that I'm a "f&*%ing arrogant entitled Melbourne supporter".

Because I was protecting a child from an adult bully.

 

Love the responses to supporter 1.  Supporter 2 - WTF are you serious?

BTW, I was there at the Gabba 3 years ago in 2020 when we absolutely belted them, which was soo enjoyable.

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16 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

So the question is was a Collingwood supporter with this much money:

a)  A crack dealer?

b) A bank robber?

c) The collective dole cash for the cheer squad?

d) Not actually a Collingwood supporter?

No Idea, I just do not understand footy betting. Might have a five dollar muiltie but some of the large bets are just silly. Lot of break-ins if it was a Pie supporter.

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2 hours ago, YearOfTheDees said:

They were very confident before the game including the tool who  put the $91000 on the pies to win just before the first bounce. 

Yeah that was his dole check using 15 alias's over the past 6 months another NUFFY

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1 hour ago, layzie said:

Haha nice move jerk!

These antisocial people need to be sorted out. I'm serious when I say this game is the only one where I feel I need to have my wits about me with opposition fans. Every other game is a walk in the park. 

A Richmond supporting relo was here on Sunday, I told him I wasn't particularly looking forward to sitting amongst the filth tomorrow and he told me he hadn't been to a Collingwood game in years because of their supporters.

Funny thing is half my relatives and most of my close friends are Collingwood supporters and none of them are the lunatics you see at the games (though most of them rarely go to games).

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tbh I found Pies supporters to be quite tame yesterday. comparative to what we're used to. they seemed quite humbled and accepting of the kids. almost praising. seems they kind of expected that one.

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