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Was waiting for this. Hope he is comfortable in Melbourne. Can be Cyril, can be Shari/Gresham type, and is so skilful. 

 

Oh come on let's have a few months off please


Clubs and Managers need to stop leaking this stuff to the media.

All trade moves should be banned in the media by the AFL until that club's season is over.

Two months to go and our team needs to put up with speculation about losing much loved teammates.

We have enough distractions right now we, Kozzie and the players don't need another. 

 

Does he have a Melbourne girlfriend? If not, then we need to find one for him quick

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Does he have a Melbourne girlfriend? If not, then we need to find one for him quick

He does. 

Reckon Kozzie will sign next year with minimal fuss. He seems very happy and doesn't like media attention. Nothing to see here.


That’s just a manager letting the club know via the media that he knows his client is worth a good deal, and that they just spent money on players and he wants to be next in line.

I’m sure the club aren’t sitting around thinking ‘maybe Koz doesn’t know he’s a good player, and we can offer him a 2006 Kia Rio and throw in a weekend trip to Phillip Island?’

We get it. He’s a valuable player. Now climb back under your rock until it’s actually your time.

Have they just replaced the name in all of the Gus stories they had lined up for the coming weeks? 

17 minutes ago, rjay said:

Only 3 clubs...whats wrong with the rest.

Agree rjay one club has him and 17 others would love to have him but we don’t need anymore distractions running into the finals. Media are bored and disruptive.!!

13 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Clubs and Managers need to stop leaking this stuff to the media.

All trade moves should be banned in the media by the AFL until that club's season is over.

Two months to go and our team needs to put up with speculation about losing much loved teammates.

We have enough distractions right now we, Kozzie and the players don't need another. 

They don't know [censored] about [censored]. 

It is the most toxic media out there (all media is), always digging up nonsense everywhere. Social media has ruined this.

No-one realises how much social media has messed with society and the mental health of players and or people in general.


Freo and WC are going to inadvertently overlook a lot of genuine talent if their entire recruitment strategy is to try and poach West Australians from Victoria. Seriously, [censored] off.

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31 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Clubs and Managers need to stop leaking this stuff to the media.

All trade moves should be banned in the media by the AFL until that club's season is over.

Two months to go and our team needs to put up with speculation about losing much loved teammates.

We have enough distractions right now we, Kozzie and the players don't need another. 

Best we just shrug and concede it's business as usual and ignore it.

Seriously, the media are so bored. A player is contracted for next year. A player is very good. Lets put 1+1 together and get 78 and run with it. 


13 minutes ago, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

At some point we are going to lose a handy player or two

Give us another flag or 2 and don't really care who we lose on the way.

Honestly Kozzie is about as likely to leave as jack viney is to suddenly decide footy is too rough for him. 
 

the standards in the media are disgraceful 

25 minutes ago, drdrake said:

Give us another flag or 2 and don't really care who we lose on the way.

I do. I want Melbourne people. But yeah, we will lose players.

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Can we please stop sharing Zero Hanger articles the blokes running that have no idea and just make up anything for clicks or copy fox sports articles. 


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