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5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just watched Gary lyon interviewing Max and Lever. The tears in his eyes brought tears to my old cynical eyes !

What was that on?

 
2 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

What the [censored] are you talking about?

Probably a Crows/Power supporter trying to talk his trade value down.

p.s. He ain’t going anywhere

I’ve been a member for 25 years, I use t9 have reserved seats and garaunteed gf tix with a few mates and my Dad, unfortunately mates have moved with  work and my Dad Passed in a car accident, I’m so happy and sad right now one eye is tears with joy the other with sadness. 
To win a GF will be the best and worst but more so the best.

Just remember Dees, your best is THE BEST. play YOUR best and no one catches us.

 

Carn the mighty ****ern Dees!

 

Max was taking the genuine mick in that 3rd quarter. What a performance!!!!!


23 minutes ago, Jaded said:

Seriously what just happened? Where am I? What day is it? Who are we? 

CARN THE [censored] DEES!!!! 
 

Also, eat a salty bag of testicles Geelong

YOU WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD WORRY OVER THIS GAME

Just now, Demon Disciple said:

Probably a Crows/Power supporter trying to talk his trade value down.

p.s. He ain’t going anywhere

Isn’t he talking about Hawkins?

14 minutes ago, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

How was Max's goal from 60m

Maxy was in Gawd Mode in that 3rd Quarter 🤣

 
6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just watched Gary lyon interviewing Max and Lever. The tears in his eyes brought tears to my old cynical eyes !

He really did uncle, he really did.

Locked up in a hotel room on his own for 2 weeks as well...

Seriously great 2 weeks coming up. Our best footy is the best footy by far this season. Our game stands up in finals we have the best skipper, an iron curtain backline, and a midfield to make others squirm. 

Hopefully Port and Doggies belt the living suitcase out of each other tomorrow. 


Maxy's second goal streaming to 45 metres out, he fairdinkum kicked the skin off it! Not freakish like his others but my highlight.

Take a bow Perth and all those who attended - you made a promise - you delivered big time - we heard you from here  Hope you get tix to big dance.

I just feel ecstatic after that.  Brilliant performance,  we pantsed them.  Thanks, Dees

10 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

SWYL is very happy 

We can do it. 

That packet of cigarettes still unopened?

I just hate Geelong more than any other club and am so stoked we smashed em in a PF. 
 

How would you feel spending three 1st rounders on Cameron. Suffer in your jocks!


1964 - Olympics in Tokyo

2021 - Olympics in Tokyo

1964 - Melbourne are minor premiers 

2021 - Melbourne are minor premiers 

1964 - Melbourne make it to the grand final with a win against Collingwood kicking 19 goals to 6 in the second semi final. Score Melbourne 19.20.134 to Collingwood 6.9.45.

2021 Melbourne make it to the grand final with a win against Geelong kicking 19 goals to 6 in the preliminary final. Score Melbourne 19.11.125 to Geelong 6.6.42.

1964 - Melbourne wins the premiership 

2021 - what do yer reckon?

38 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Do it for the Rev !!!

Do it for all of us!

5 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

What the [censored] are you talking about?

The Geelong full forward 

I will attempt to be less cryptic in future 

Apologies

You mean the one he kicked from outside 50

My head is about to explode, I can’t fathom what has just occurred. 


2 minutes ago, Radar Detector said:

Isn’t he talking about Hawkins?

Looking back on the post, yeah he was. Not that I could tell being so deelirious and all

1 minute ago, Gorgoroth said:

I’ve been a member for 25 years, I use t9 have reserved seats and garaunteed gf tix with a few mates and my Dad, unfortunately mates have moved with  work and my Dad Passed in a car accident, I’m so happy and sad right now one eye is tears with joy the other with sadness. 
To win a GF will be the best and worst but more so the best.

Just remember Dees, your best is THE BEST. play YOUR best and no one catches us.

 

Carn the mighty ****ern Dees!

I am sorry to hear about your bad fortune. In these COVID times it's hard to properly celebrate with friends and Demonland brings us together as a community. We're all feeling a little bit like you right now. We're all in it together and will live the anticipation and dread of the next two weeks together. Take care and .... GO DEMONS!!!!!

How about that bench in the last quarter. 5 all Australians 

 

Geelong are our biatches. 

Sucked in Scott, Selwood, Hawkins, Danger and Cameron. 

I LOVE IT AND I HATE GEELONG. 

GO DEES


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