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We have no method of moving the ball. This has not changed in two entire seasons. Time to give someone else a chance to coach this team.

 

There are so many issues, hard to know where to start. Do we even have a coach? We’re rudderless

 

We can’t even execute basic skills

Wow. Heads simply have to roll


54 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

This cannot continue next Year

I hope Bartlett is ready to get serious...

So do I, but I.have herd it all before.

 

Is there anything more inhumane than the suffering at the hands of this club? The fact that we find ourselves here 9 days after the Saints game is inexplicable but so typical.

[censored] I am sick of these pretenders. So they finally tried in the 3rd quarter. 
 

congratulation.  Bunch of weak [censored] 


4 hours ago, Demons11 said:

One Crumber? Pickett, Bedford and ANB.  How many do you want?

Looking at selected team on field, and ANB isn’t a crumber!

14 minutes ago, ICU2 Jerry Jerry said:

Are we doing training sessions or running sessions during 4 day breaks? Because we are leg dead again. Port, Sydney and now this. We are clearly recovering poorly for all the genius of Burgess. We should be off legs all 4 days. I bloody hope we haven't been running. 

We look knackered.

Our tackling is so so so very weak. Shame on these blokes. Shame on them. 

I am so [censored] mad I cannot deal. Goody has driven this team into the ground. What an absolute joke. 

 

1 minute ago, jnrmac said:

I hope not

 

The club will fold. It won't sell any memberships.

There's 5 here that are done.

Cynicism my friend after 50 years all I have left


Gawn Darcy goal

Weideman

Gawn goal Walters  

Pickett 15 metres out - miss

Hibberd goal Walters 

We have dumb footballers. That’s the truth.  
 

One quarter left. Even if we win, Dees are not the quality of a Top 8 team. 

Dumbest Coach

Dumbest players

And THE DUMBEST ADMINISTRATION IN AFL HISTORY.

3 minutes ago, SFebes said:

Goodwin looks cooked. No idea. Out of his depth.

Looked like he was drafting his resignation letter in his head after that last Freo goal.

Gawn has been beyond deplorable.

I don't care about how many hitouts.

When you flop and then you get in the face of Hogan, you are making yourself look like a complete and utter [censored]. 

Get him out of the team, right now.


Max is overrated as a leader... May pointed out a free player and he kicks it to Kossi in a contest, just dumb 

May tells our captain where to kick as there was a free player out and our captain ignores him and kicks it straight to a freo player. 

Weid clearly held by the jumper at least twice in that forward contest but nothing.  Then of course the tiggy touch to Freo straight after.  Jokefest.

Why THE [censored] are we still zoning in the wet.  Find a man you [censored] IDIOTS, with the ball and / or pressure the crap outta them.

Allowing  FREO to win the ground balls, dish off and run through traffic with virtually no pressure.  Goody you've had years to teach this basic stuff.  What the [censored] are you teaching them?

It took an age for Gawn to wake up there in the back pocket and finally handball to Hibb but by then Freo had set their wall up beautifully.  Max you're ok but FCS don't over think it and think you're a great kick.  Just look for the quick handball and get on with it.

So much dumbness in this group after 3 seasons plus under Goody its incredible.

They all need to own this BS method/way/style and skills.  It's not AFL worthy.

 

I can’t wait for the second season of ‘To Hell and Back’. 
 

It’s bound to epic. 

Have a good summer folks. See you in 2021 for what is probably us on the decline ready for the next rebuild. 
 

There is no promise in this team. Nothing. 


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