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Be very, very happy and keen to keep the lid on it.

Except for stubbies of beer. Lids will be flying everywhere off those buggers. 

 

Will start to believe we can play in the big dance while enjoying a scotch on the rocks.

Belt out the theme song on the train ride home rubbing it in to the [censored] cat fans


Drive home from the game as quickly as possible to watch the replay

Walk back to the car victory donuts in hand and enjoy the next few hours driving home trying to stay awake.

 

Yeah not alot really. Train and drive home. Win the next one and 'll be well and truly up and about.


Deliberately drink too many of a variety of incompatible drinks so I get a mighty hangover the next day, so that every hangover for the rest of my life reminds me of the moment, easing the pain. Because I know how to plan ahead.

Nah, I'll probably just enjoy a few deep breaths and a smile.

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6 minutes ago, layzie said:

Take you all out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. 

Make it frothies and you have a deal.

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3 hours ago, Bleeds_Red_&_Blue said:

... do some serious damage

I will wait until IT Happens (we do that),  then,  I will live IT,,, in the moment.

20 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Make it frothies and you have a deal.

Frothies it is! Maybe some 30 cent cones thrown in too.

When we win this week l will hug all my Melbourne supporter friends  and share the moment together for the years that we have missed on finals.

Run around Dubai airport screaming “the demons have won!!!”


Stay in my seat at the ground till the following week in the fetal position.

Enjoy the euphoria with my fellow Demonlanders, and take plenty of fluids to get my vocal chords back in working order for the next week.

 

Sing the song with my brother in a pub in London!

8 hours ago, MudDogs Gawn Win.. someday said:

Getting White girl wasted and probably [censored] the bed with a kebab half eaten still in my hand..

This is pretty messed up, so much so that you shouldn't be surprised if you get a PM from Uncle @Bitter but optimistic after he reads this.  If this is how you act, you tick a lot of the boxes that he looks for when inviting folk back to the Romsey Manor.


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