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nutbean Trident

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I will get celebratory Offty McGoffty from Mrs Bean. (if we lose I get sympathy Offty McGoffty from Mrs Bean - either way I don't really lose).

Too much information ?

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You should call your insurer. You may be entitled to a discount on your home-and-contents premiums.

Bitter but optimistic
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No, more please nut. A detailed description of your "role plays" including dialogue and, particularly, information on costuming. Perhaps I could provide some additional props. You might also

Mogwai
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27 minutes ago, nutbean said:

I will get celebratory Offty McGoffty from Mrs Bean. (if we lose I get sympathy Offty McGoffty from Mrs Bean - either way I don't really lose).

Too much information ?

No, more please nut.

A detailed description of your "role plays" including dialogue and, particularly, information on costuming. Perhaps I could provide some additional props.

You might also consider posting a video.  

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Skuit Mighty Demon

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3 hours ago, Nasher said:

Flip through my contacts for a Port supporter to bag, realise I don't know a single one of them.

You should call your insurer. You may be entitled to a discount on your home-and-contents premiums.

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No, more please nut.

A detailed description of your "role plays" including dialogue and, particularly, information on costuming. Perhaps I could provide some additional props.

You might also consider posting a video.  

I play the downtrodden.

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51 minutes ago, Skuit said:

You should call your insurer. You may be entitled to a discount on your home-and-contents premiums.

This post made me laugh out loud at work, well done mate. 

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I've already started the texting with my good PA supporting mate, Dave. He's provided some gold over the years so hopefully come tomorrows final siren we're in front.

"Tipping the Dee's tomorrow mate"?

Dave: "Tipping them to get pumped. We play the G better than your mob."

Now it's just a matter of waiting.... and hoping... and then.... unloading.

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8 hours ago, Skuit said:

You should call your insurer. You may be entitled to a discount on your home-and-contents premiums.

Gold.

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So I arrive in Paris on Sunday, (going to watch the Midnight Oil show-super excited to see the last last tour) will watch the replay with a very new Melbourne member.

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On ‎7‎/‎20‎/‎2017 at 8:07 PM, picket fence said:

Go over to Uncle Bitter, to sample the late season Flogfest at the local Romsey general apothecary or other questionable refuge!

Well Uncle just name time, place and er any other requirements! Cheers PF

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On 20/07/2017 at 8:45 PM, rpfc said:

[censored] this.

We are 9 and 7 with all but Jones back, yes there will be some rust but we are at home and there are no superteams and we are a good team.

There is no surprise here - we can win this game and if Viney, Salem, and Tyson don't need a game to get into the momentum of the game - we have enough weapons to win well.

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On 20/07/2017 at 7:36 PM, ding said:

Im going straight to the club shop and buying a soft shell jacket... been looking at it online all year.

Its a luxury, but i will be happy to pick one up if we win.

Oh, im also sending a text to my boss, whos son plays for Port, reminding her that he should ask for a transfer to a successful club. (She also controls the roster so it will be my last game for the year)

How does it fit?

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On 21/07/2017 at 7:40 AM, faultydet said:

Throw the missus over the couch. 

Get punched in the face

Try again.

Missus is a goer!

 

Fighting harder than Port did in the first qtr

She wont wear down my Viney like determination though.

Happy days!

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How does it fit?

Couldnt even find the club shop. Did a full lap of the ground and it either wasnt where people said it was, or someone expertly camouflaged it to look like a concrete wall....... None of the MCG staff i asked knew either (and i asked 4 different staff)..

They just directed me to the caravan type mobile shops scattered around the ground and the only sizes they had left were 3XL and small...

I ended up buying an Alex Neal-Bullen badge instead.

Left very disappointed.

But then i remembered we won and it wasnt so bad.

*shrug

GO DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

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On ‎21‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 2:45 PM, jane02 said:

Donate another $50 to Demonland.

Happily paid my $50 to Demonland.

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On 21/07/2017 at 0:15 AM, Mogwai said:

... buy a lifetime Demonland subscription!

 

On 21/07/2017 at 0:10 PM, Demonland said:

It will be on the house if we win.

True to my word. Welcome to our newest Life Member Mogwai. Do not feed him after midnight. 

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