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Training - Monday 13th February, 2017


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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Sadly WJ we have had a lid on things for a decade.

Lets get the lid off it is well and truly over due.

Entirely different jar this time though, old dee. 

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I have orchestrated to be off work tomorrow morning so I will be riding my bike down to Goschs to see what is going on. Let's hope there is some movement as I have failed to get to a session all year. 

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8 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

I have orchestrated to be off work tomorrow morning so I will be riding my bike down to Goschs to see what is going on. Let's hope there is some movement as I have failed to get to a session all year. 

i hope too, earl that there is some movement, as i fail to see how else you are going to get that bike to gosch's from fitzroy.  good luck and i trust good reporting 

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3 hours ago, Clint Bizkit said:

He wouldn't let me take a photo of his "guns" for some reason. Weird.

Jack would've!

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11 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i hope too, earl that there is some movement, as i fail to see how else you are going to get that bike to gosch's from fitzroy.  good luck and i trust good reporting 

Thanks for that DC it all makes sense now as to why I have failed to get to training. I need to move. 

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Today's training was held in secret in a secret location, today's training was all about the new game plan which has been kept secret,  they feel that they are going to hit the competition,  with a never seen before game plan which is a game changer.

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7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

and according to wrecker drink lots of alcohol. you need to be around for the next threepeat

DC I take in your point but I have to be careful not to drink and move! 

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9 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

DC I take in your point but I have to be careful not to drink and move! 

Earl, I think drinking and falling are natural activities especially when combined. Riding a bike enhances ones ability to fall.

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10 hours ago, don't make me angry said:

Today's training was held in secret in a secret location, today's training was all about the new game plan which has been kept secret,  they feel that they are going to hit the competition,  with a never seen before game plan which is a game changer.

Hope it's better than the old plan of holding the ball up across half back waiting for the opposition to cover all options, before a 25m backwards kick to a man under pressure in front of goal, or a kick out of bounds on the full.

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

That's why god invented training wheels.

Ethan, Salvio Plana patented the training wheel in 1996, now you and I know that they were around long before then, Huffy has claims in 1949. Kirkpatrick Macmillan has claims in 1839. No reference can be found of a Mr God inventing training wheels, however fires, floods, pestilence and Collingwood did get a mention.

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13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

DC I take in your point but I have to be careful not to drink and move! 

Arnie advised some woman in one of his films "You should not drink and bake !! "

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28 minutes ago, Salems Lot said:

The boys were all out training this morning as I drove by at 10am.  Looked to be a full list turn out but I could not stop to watch

SL, clearly your priorities are all wrong!  A more dedicated Demonlander would have immediately parked his scooter, watched the full event, and filed a full and concise report for the rest of us!

Your lack of consideration has been duly noted!

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