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I am almost twice Col's age and to date I am yet to fall off a balcony. I have done silly things. What was he doing and where did it happen? How do you fall off a balcony?

Get well soon Col.

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7 minutes ago, ManDee said:

I am almost twice Col's age and to date I am yet to fall off a balcony. I have done silly things. What was he doing and where did it happen? How do you fall off a balcony?

Get well soon Col.

I managed to fall off the planet a few times in my twenties.

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3 hours ago, hardtack said:

Well, I never burnt my wings.

That''s a bit of a myth. tack.

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14 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A better landing than Peter Roebuck apparently.

Saved a fortune in legals.

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8 hours ago, ManDee said:

I am almost twice Col's age and to date I am yet to fall off a balcony. I have done silly things. What was he doing and where did it happen? How do you fall off a balcony?

Get well soon Col.

I heard he's into parkour but not very good at it.

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4 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I heard he's into parkour but not very good at it.

VFF . 

I laugh with the thought of Jesse Hogan skateboarding to training holding the back of a tram while Clarrie cuts through to undertake him on the inside just as Jeff Garlett is about to get off the tramfor the GF training session.

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23 minutes ago, Biffen said:

VFF . 

I laugh with the thought of Jesse Hogan skateboarding to training holding the back of a tram while Clarrie cuts through to undertake him on the inside just as Jeff Garlett is about to get off the tramfor the GF training session.

With Gawny planking on the roof of a passing car?

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1 hour ago, Ron Burgundy said:

What's Sylvia actually up to these days? 

 

He's flying !!!

(Too soon ? :rolleyes: )

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2 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

I hope Col gets his life together.  Great bloke. Always happy to help with MFC footy clinics and events.

Maybe needs a "steady female influence" in his life.

Thats a big price to pay.

Falling from balconies is far cheaper. 

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1 hour ago, faultydet said:

A balcony doesn't take your house when you try to leave it.

And you can fool around on a balcony.

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5 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

I hope Col gets his life together.  Great bloke. Always happy to help with MFC footy clinics and events.

Maybe needs a "steady female influence" in his life.

How about a steady " female impersonator " influence ???  Could that be the thing?? 

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