Training - Monday 7th November, 2016

[Satyriconhome 10,878]

17 minutes ago, big_red_fire_engine said:

Kent was the only one to appear heavier than how I recall them at end of season. I would not say out of shape but certainly stood out to me as not looking right. Petracca looked no different to me than last year. I know it was the first session back but he really does not appear to push himself during running sessions unlike some which I find disappointing.

With Trac running with Kent, Frost and BenKen none of them seemed to be pushing really hard, they completed all the runs but could be under instruction not to push really hard

[monoccular 17,430]

4 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

My report  had a chat to all the wounded

VDB ankle cleaned out, just getting back into it, not too far off

Mitch King, he and medical/fitness staff really pleased with his progress

Jack Viney, hip is fine, again making progess to full fitness

JKH hamstrings are fine, has daily program to build his core

Tommy Mc, who came disguised as Dante Exum, shoulder progressing, on schedule

 

 

Didn't mention Col Sylvia - getting ready for his first full preseason.

4 hours ago, pinkshark said:

Dont worry AzzKika.  Im sure they'll work it out.  Its only football.  See the ball, get the ball, handball it, kick it, smash someone, get smashed by someone, get up, go and get it again, be on time, eat your vegies, get a beanie with a pom pom on top, buy a Nena Pasadena shirt...

....and don't let anyone carrying a needle anywhere near you.

[Mad_Melbourne 877]

23 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

With Trac running with Kent, Frost and BenKen none of them seemed to be pushing really hard, they completed all the runs but could be under instruction not to push really hard

I think they are under no instruction, but all are lazy and looking to start slow so that their running looks to significantly improve throughout the pre season. Especially Trac

[stuie 7,374]

4 minutes ago, Mad_Melbourne said:

I think they are under no instruction, but all are lazy and looking to start slow so that their running looks to significantly improve throughout the pre season. Especially Trac

Hahaha seen how many coaches we have champ? "No instruction".. gee whiz...

 

[Satyriconhome 10,878]

Just watched 7 news Stevo is a gem had Trac looking about to collapse and Hoges clutching his hamstring.

Hoges did have bit of tightness during the session, as he does now he immediately spoke to medical staff, had it massaged, like he does every session, had no issue completing the session

[Mad_Melbourne 877]

13 minutes ago, stuie said:

Hahaha seen how many coaches we have champ? "No instruction".. gee whiz...

 

*sarcasm

[stuie 7,374]

2 minutes ago, Mad_Melbourne said:

*sarcasm

Should have used sarcastica...

Hard to tell here sometimes. Apologies.

 

[Bombay Airconditioning 6,396]

How much "kicking on goal" practice? Not that it's important or anything, just curious.

[old dee 23,791]

Just now, Bombay Airconditioning said:

How much "kicking on goal" practice? Not that it's important or anything, just curious.

Love the irony BA

[DemonWheels 1,055]

Some more images here for those interested in the new faces:

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/galleries/results/?q=collection:AFL 2016 Training - Melbourne 071116&image_id=478305

 

[Biffen 12,943]

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm jealous of Hogan, he looks good with any hairstyle, I'm stuck with a permanent. 

I've recently had to go with the greasy comb-over.

The wind plays havoc with my "hairs".

They are long enough now for an" Ad-exec from the 80s "ponytail.

I though Jetta looked like a man but not very old.So finally looks like he doesn't need ID to buy a beer-which some might say means he if finished.

When people say jetta looks old I feel extremely old given that i am always older than Neville,

I think wigs will make a comeback .

 

 

 

[Satyriconhome 10,878]

20 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

How much "kicking on goal" practice? Not that it's important or anything, just curious.

BA   are you sitting down        NONE  although Hoges  did shape up at one point but changed his mind

[olisik 4,060]

Did Salem train

[Satyriconhome 10,878]

3 minutes ago, olisik said:

Did Salem train

No

[BAMF 4,353]

Maynard looks a good size.

[DeeSpencer 25,712]

1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

Just watched 7 news Stevo is a gem had Trac looking about to collapse and Hoges clutching his hamstring.

Hoges did have bit of tightness during the session, as he does now he immediately spoke to medical staff, had it massaged, like he does every session, had no issue completing the session

That's not ideal. 

I still think they need to work on his running technique to take the pressure off his back. 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

1 hour ago, Eyes on Red & Blue said:

Some more images here for those interested in the new faces:

http://www.aflphotos.com.au/galleries/results/?q=collection:AFL 2016 Training - Melbourne 071116&image_id=478305

 

Thanks for link. 

Agree with those saying Billy Stretch looks stronger across arms and shoulders, as does Brayshaw, from those photos.

Wouldn't like to meet Maynard in a dark alley late at night either. Strong lad.

Edited November 7, 2016 by Moonshadow

[Whispering_Jack 30,145]

Seems that MFC Twitter has also recognised Saty at the opening of training:-

"It wouldn’t be the first day of the pre-season without an appearance from training regular @Demonpk! ? #myheartbeatstrue"

And a picture with Demonpk dressed to the nines and standing next to a bloke who I can only opine is a bodyguard.

Sorry, don't know how to reproduce the picture.

Anyway, please keep the reports and views coming. They're most welcome - from all posters who go to the sessions and make their observations.

Thanks.

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Seems that MFC Twitter has also recognised Saty at the opening of training:-

"It wouldn’t be the first day of the pre-season without an appearance from training regular @Demonpk! ? #myheartbeatstrue"

And a picture with Demonok dressed to the nines and standing next to a bloke who I can only opine is a bodyguard.

Sorry, don't know how to reproduce the picture.

Anyway, please keep the reports and views coming. They're most welcome - from all posters who go to the sessions and make their observations.

Thanks.

 

This one, WJ?

[monoccular 17,430]

13 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

This one, WJ?

No.  They are the only guys who will be left when our late picks come up.

 

[Moonshadow 17,676]

8 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

This one, WJ?

Goody's keeping his distance.

[Roger Mellie 4,025]

Chris from Camberwell?

[Deestroy All 14,266]

41 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

This one, WJ?

Satyricon "Show us your guns"

Goody "No."

Other fellow "Show us your guns or I'll break your legs"

[Skuit 10,031]

42 minutes ago, monoccular said:

No.  They are the only guys who will be left when our late picks come up.

 

A decent pre-season and the bloke on the right solves our forward-ruck dilemma.

[MrReims 315]

Thanks to Saty and all reporters live on the scene. Going to really try to get down from Sydney for an early next year session with some more skills focus but for now will have to rely on our training threads here.

 

Muchly appreciated