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Not gonna bother renewing my membership next year, sick of putting up my hard earned cash for the last 12 years to this pathetic club, if the players can't be bothered putting in effort well I won't be either

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We r irrelevant and a waste of time.

This is carton we r playing Carlton FFS.

This club is killing me.

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Absolutely demoralising to us supporters. The bare minimum we expect is effort...it's just awful.

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Surely jones is carrying an injury. He looks knackered.

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smart move by Prestia to see out his contract at Gold Coast, we are a lost cause. Garlett 0 disposals, Cross 0 disposals and 3 mistakes, Heritier 1 disposal, Dawes 1 disposal, Gawn 1 disposal, Hogan needs to stop looking for frees

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we are totaly [censored] at least try for [censored] sake hogan stop fixing your hair and watts stop thinking about your [censored]

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1st quarter. Fuc^&$ Hopeless.

Blues 38 to 8.

Fumbles. Slips. not desparate. Slow.

Not urgent for the footy.

Can Hogan kick it over 40 !!

Watts miss from 25 metres.

Against the BOTTOM Team !!!! useless

Cross has fumbled 4 times. Viney has slipped over 4 times.

Handball 4 times in a circle.

Tackles 15 to 5.

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Dont even know what to say...

We look so slow on the chase. Terrible skills by hand and foot. One man forward line.

Is there someone, ANYONE at the club that gives a [censored]?

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Insipid effort, insipid players, insipid club.

Get that in Latin and change the clubs motto to it, cos that's what we fucken are.

Melbourne FC

Est. 1858

"​Insulsis damnas opus.

Insulsis damnas histriones.

Insulsis damnas clave."

Edited by Chook
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Not gonna bother renewing my membership next year, sick of putting up my hard earned cash for the last 12 years to this pathetic club, if the players can't be bothered putting in effort well I won't be either

cost me a mint for a lot longer

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Not gonna bother renewing my membership next year

12 years...pffft...that's nothing, cya

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Surely jones is carrying an injury. He looks knackered.

I would be tired from late nights booking a Bali trip.

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feel sorry for Tom McDonald, to good a player to be at Melbourne

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Jones is being tagged.

Continues to play with intent and ferociousness.

STFU about him not being 'captain material'.

He is the best we've got by light-years.

Try breaking the fkn tag...

Just once. He never does...

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1st quarter. Fuc^&$ Hopeless.

Blues 38 to 8.

Fumbles. Slips. not desparate. Slow.

Not urgent for the footy.

Can Hogan kick it over 40 !!

Watts miss from 25 metres.

Against the BOTTOM Team !!!! useless

Cross has fumbled 4 times. Viney has slipped over 4 times.

Handball 4 times in a circle.

Tackles 15 to 5.

loved the circle work now work out you in a game you dumb fcks

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Remember we usually only put in one quarter of effort a game and I don't think that first quarter was it...,

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