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The Package wants 2 years Bummers paying him unders with 1 year left. Apparently 400k.

Could we pinch him... offer 2 years with clauses for a 3rd At 600k will get it done. Maybe only cost a 3rd round pick.

Will help our forward half of the ground If he can get seriously fit.

 

Don’t you think we have already suffered enough this season and already this off season?! 
If he hasn’t got seriously fit by this stage of his career he’s never going to. 

 
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1 minute ago, Colm said:

Don’t you think we have already suffered enough this season and already this off season?! 
If he hasn’t got seriously fit by this stage of his career he’s never going to. 

Could be a bargain, not any worse than McAdam, and can be a match winner?


14 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

The Package wants 2 years Bummers paying him unders with 1 year left. Apparently 400k.

Could we pinch him... offer 2 years with clauses for a 3rd At 600k will get it done. Maybe only cost a 3rd round pick.

Will help our forward half of the ground If he can get seriously fit.

Are you suggesting him as a solution to our perceived cultural issues?

No!!

Talented but unprofessional so it's a no

And he has one of the worst tattoos going around. a real shocker.

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17 minutes ago, Rednblueriseing said:

The Package wants 2 years Bummers paying him unders with 1 year left. Apparently 400k.

Could we pinch him... offer 2 years with clauses for a 3rd At 600k will get it done. Maybe only cost a 3rd round pick.

Will help our forward half of the ground If he can get seriously fit.

🤮🤮🤮🤮 pass! 

Trying to rebuild our culture and image, he is an absolutely the last guy we should target…. Not going to happen 


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3 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Are you suggesting him as a solution to our perceived cultural issues?

Don't know about him from a cultural p.o.v and it is a roll of the dice but has kicked 42 goals and is explosive out of the middle.

For a 3 rounder if you could back him in to get as fit as he's ever been and play team first footy... 


We need to offload a skinny one way running lazy forward not add in a fat one 


During the 2023 preseason, when Jack Ginnivan was with Collingwood in Torquay, it was reported that he was busted taking illicit substances in a hotel bathroom. This cost him a two-game ban. He returned to play in the Pies’ premiership but then requested a trade to Hawthorn and people were saying it was win for the Pies’ culture. Look who’s playing in the finals this year and who’s not.

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54 minutes ago, BDA said:

Talented but unprofessional so it's a no

And he has one of the worst tattoos going around. a real shocker.

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Is that a tattoo of Chewbacca? :laugh:

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Christ. 

He may think he is, but he ain’t. 😡

Well, there you go.

I'd never realised that it was possible to scrape the bottom of the barrel whilst jumping the shark.


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