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Christian Petracca

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Now all the crud is aired I think the next 4 weeks will be interesting on coaches/staff moves.

Hopefully a less defensive game plan is one of the gripes of a max and Trac

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    Phew! What a relief!

    I am glad Christian Petracca is staying a Demon.

    He is one of my favourite players.

    I hope he enjoys his time off and goes on an enjoyable holiday and possibly visits the Redbull Fitness Centre again (if he wishes to?).

    Staying a ONE Club player will also earn him respect in the AFL.

    As for Tom Morris....I won't hold my breath waiting for an apology. He is made to look quite a fool now!

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    3 minutes ago, Megatron said:

    Far out, some of you are pathetic. He doesn’t speak, you go after him, he does speak, oh that’s not good enough. Things needed to change and hopefully things are in motion. 
    I’m glad he’s rattled a few cages. A lot of the stuff in the media could be full of [censored]. I mean how many times are they wrong. Here’s a prime example

    Yeah well for what its worth I'd still want him OUT he's read the room saw that his "PREFERRED " Clubs could'nt get a trade done, stuff him he goes,!! And ROFFEY And others can go as well

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    Perhaps he’s waiting for next year when Collingwood have a first round draft pick in the top5 

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    Id like to think he was sitting at home, after making a nice meal that takes far too much energy to  make, and hes listening to some music and spotify puts on 'Roxette - Listen to Your Heart', and he stops and he just thinks about the red and the blue and that has made the decision.. and that's the only reason he makes this decision and not the fact a trade couldnt be made. Again as per previous post, i have had a few drinks. 

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    7 minutes ago, Demonland said:

     

    Hahah was hoping somebody would do one do these for Petracca, still remember the one for Jesse Hogan!

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    I unfollowed his cooking instagram and an hour later he re-committed himself to the club. You’re all welcome, I’m gonna follow it again now.

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    Thank Christ 

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    TRAC IS BACK !!!!!

    He never went.... I think.   Who the f nose

    Meanwhile in breaking news Sunbury Police are responding  to.......  ( what... I can't say that ?.....  wtf...  )

    Meanwhile Romsey Bottleshop sells out of Grange....

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    3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    Yeah well for what it’s worth I'd still want him OUT he's read the room saw that his "PREFERRED " Clubs could'nt get a trade done, stuff him he goes,!! And ROFFEY And others can go as well

    WTF

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    Reminds me of when I was kid and refused to go back to school at the end of holidays because I hated the nuns. My dad said I will go back. The next day I went back to school. I had no choice. 

    Edited by John Crow Batty

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    3 minutes ago, Supreme_Demon said:

    hope he enjoys his time off and goes on an enjoyable holiday and possibly visits the Redbull Fitness Centre again (if he wishes to?).

    Don't think he's going to be in any state to be doing that. If he can run laps by Christmas we'll be doing well ... though I know nothing of his fitness.

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    Hey mods. Can we close this page soon? The story is over. The betrayal of Christian Petracca by so many on her is offensive. 

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    1 minute ago, DeeZee said:

    Thank Christ 

    Not thinking he's a sponsor ... just sayin' 

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    Thank Christ 

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    Oh no another load media of bulldust bites the dust......interesting that the Club’s toxic culture allows frank discussion of all opinions and views......maybe Demonland could take a leaf

     

     

     

     

     

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    I was quietly confident he would stay. In no way does this excuse certain areas of the Club 

    I still think we Members should expect a full independent review of the entire Club 

    Fix things up…

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    3 minutes ago, DutchDemons said:

    I unfollowed his cooking instagram and an hour later he re-committed himself to the club. You’re all welcome, I’m gonna follow it again now.

    Thank you! 

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