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Vomitous.

So predictable.

Edited by Redleg


Adelaide is a great place for a weekend getaway

1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

TURN THE TV OFF. IT DIDNT HAPPEN.

 

that's my mindset.

Likewise, the AFL bean counters got their way, again.

 
1 minute ago, godees said:

Well that is a lesson to the dees in how to shut the game down in the last three minutes. Giants (like us) we’re the better team for most of the game but you’ve got to respect that last 3 mins. It was clinical.

Yep.
Time and again they close it down with mauling ball ups.


4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

[censored] this season. 
 

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Yep [censored] toothless ferals again🤮🤮🤮🤮

1 minute ago, layzie said:

A week of dictatorship in the city of Melbourne coming right up.

Bloke!

I remember the 2021 lead in, seeing all the amazing artwork for the Dees and feeling left out and a bit sad , living as I do up in the northern rivers. But this week, thank Christ I am not in Collingbourne. Intolerable.


1 minute ago, red and blue forever said:

Oh well, at least we get to watch collingwood lose a grand final...

I won't be watching.
Just like I wasn't watching last time they lost a GF.

6 day break. Shocking fixturing. 
Umpires missed several. 
if only Toby hit the scoreboard with his snap. 
Gallant effort. 

1 minute ago, John Demonic said:

You're not going to be cheering on the Zork? :laugh:

I would rather smear [censored] in my eyes

How’s Maynard hamming it up - playing the victim - wake up to yourself and then FRO

Edited by rolling fog


2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Hot tip: go on a weekend away next Saturday. 

Stupid me was successful in getting a gf ticket in the mcc ballot. 

Instead of seeing Melbourne I now have to see them. Ugh

 

I’m working from home all of next week. That way I won’t be hit in the face by black and white balloons and have to look at Herald Sun posters of that despicable team every day at work.


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