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What They Are Saying at Victoria Park: QF 1

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2 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

Awesome. Let’s make AFL fixturing even less equal! 

While we’re at it, let’s just make the trade period permanently open so the rich clubs can trade guns in each week to play the opponents of their choosing too!

Modern sport changes for the sake of change and supposed excitement are braindead. How good is the stand rule?!

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    3 hours ago, Lord Travis said:

    Awesome. Let’s make AFL fixturing even less equal! 

    While we’re at it, let’s just make the trade period permanently open so the rich clubs can trade guns in each week to play the opponents of their choosing too!

    Modern sport changes for the sake of change and supposed excitement are braindead. How good is the stand rule?!

    Bloody Social Media era! It's killing traditional sport approach.

    It's all about engagement of the masses with things like what you have mentioned.

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    Had a quick dip on the Collingwood BF.

    They are saying we are the most overrated 4th placed team of all time!

    All those nuffies can't understand why the media rates us so highly... Maybe it's because we are the only team in the top 8 with recent premiership success? 

    Or Maybe it's because we are the only team that has finished in the top 4 in the last 3 seasons?

    God I hope we smash them and win by 60!!

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    43 minutes ago, Supreme_Demon said:

    When it comes to Collingwood supporters you need to remember that stereotypes are often based on the truth. 🤣

     

    and here's anothery

     

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    17 hours ago, Salems Lot said:

    A friend of mine is a filth fan and a Supreme Court Judge! They are bloody everywhere I tell you!

    I still love the joke from Trevor Marmalade re Collingwood supporters on the Footy Show:

    What do you call a Collingwood supporter that's passed Year 12?

    President.

     

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    You’re all forgetting the most important rule: Never get into a fight with a Collingwood supporter… because they all share the same DNA and have no dental records!

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    Gee the suspense for this game is killing me. I know we can still win the flag if we lose, but like last year it'll take the Preliminary Final interstate which was just [censored]!

    The fear is setting in over on the Collingwood BF message boards.

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    We’re all scared of losing. It’ll be a nightmare. Picture yourself at the ground with the Collingwood chant ringing out as DeGoey bursts out of the centre and kicks truly from 60, putting the game out of our reach. It’s just you in a sea of filth frothing and singing and cheering. There’s 1000’’s of them, all of them delirious and laughing at you with those toothless smiles. Mocking you and your team as the final seconds tick by, you clinging to the forlorn hope that the boys can kick 5 goals in 90 seconds…..The siren sounds, the crowd erupts as spittle and froth fly through the air and the song starts………….

    This is what keeps me awake at night. 
     

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    9 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    We’re all scared of losing. It’ll be a nightmare. Picture yourself at the ground with the Collingwood chant ringing out as DeGoey bursts out of the centre and kicks truly from 60, putting the game out of our reach. It’s just you in a sea of filth frothing and singing and cheering. There’s 1000’’s of them, all of them delirious and laughing at you with those toothless smiles. Mocking you and your team as the final seconds tick by, you clinging to the forlorn hope that the boys can kick 5 goals in 90 seconds…..The siren sounds, the crowd erupts as spittle and froth fly through the air and the song starts………….

    This is what keeps me awake at night. 
     

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    10 hours ago, Roost it far said:

    We’re all scared of losing. It’ll be a nightmare. Picture yourself at the ground with the Collingwood chant ringing out as DeGoey bursts out of the centre and kicks truly from 60, putting the game out of our reach. It’s just you in a sea of filth frothing and singing and cheering. There’s 1000’’s of them, all of them delirious and laughing at you with those toothless smiles. Mocking you and your team as the final seconds tick by, you clinging to the forlorn hope that the boys can kick 5 goals in 90 seconds…..The siren sounds, the crowd erupts as spittle and froth fly through the air and the song starts………….

    This is what keeps me awake at night. 
     

    If we loose my phone will errupt with tennis racquet emojis 🎾 

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    On 9/2/2023 at 2:33 PM, ElDiablo14 said:

    I think a nail biting loss would be a better punishment for that mob, specially since they all believe in the BS mantra of 'the comeback kings'.

    Kick after the siren from Petraca that touches the post but is not reviewed 🤣🤣🤣

    I would prefer not to activate my defibrillator- a 10 goal trouncing will do nicely.

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    On 9/4/2023 at 11:43 AM, ElDiablo14 said:

    Had a quick dip on the Collingwood BF.

    They are saying we are the most overrated 4th placed team of all time!

    All those nuffies can't understand why the media rates us so highly... Maybe it's because we are the only team in the top 8 with recent premiership success? 

    Or Maybe it's because we are the only team that has finished in the top 4 in the last 3 seasons?

    God I hope we smash them and win by 60!!

    You are talking about the ' Land definition of a "dynasty" then?

    We all want to win by 60  but the Dogs arnt playing

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    On 9/4/2023 at 8:16 PM, Roost it far said:

    We’re all scared of losing. It’ll be a nightmare. Picture yourself at the ground with the Collingwood chant ringing out as DeGoey bursts out of the centre and kicks truly from 60, putting the game out of our reach. It’s just you in a sea of filth frothing and singing and cheering. There’s 1000’’s of them, all of them delirious and laughing at you with those toothless smiles. Mocking you and your team as the final seconds tick by, you clinging to the forlorn hope that the boys can kick 5 goals in 90 seconds…..The siren sounds, the crowd erupts as spittle and froth fly through the air and the song starts………….

    This is what keeps me awake at night. 
     

    I think it's healthy to stare into the abyss 😂

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    On 9/4/2023 at 11:43 AM, ElDiablo14 said:

    Had a quick dip on the Collingwood BF.

    They are saying we are the most overrated 4th placed team of all time!

    All those nuffies can't understand why the media rates us so highly... Maybe it's because we are the only team in the top 8 with recent premiership success? 

    Or Maybe it's because we are the only team that has finished in the top 4 in the last 3 seasons?

    God I hope we smash them and win by 60!!

    They're probably the most overrated 1st place team of all time. I'm expecting the all duck and no dinner statement to become fact.

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    11 hours ago, Kozzie4PM said:

    I think it's healthy to stare into the abyss 😂

    ahhhhhh....but for how long  ??

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    I'm still bobbling a bit at our Pies installer who told me over the phone yesterday that we "have two games left this season". 

    Smack talk reaches a new level once it transcends the game you're smack talking about. I'd love nothing more than Collingwood to have two games left..

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    On 9/4/2023 at 10:16 PM, Roost it far said:

    We’re all scared of losing. It’ll be a nightmare. Picture yourself at the ground with the Collingwood chant ringing out as DeGoey bursts out of the centre and kicks truly from 60, putting the game out of our reach. It’s just you in a sea of filth frothing and singing and cheering. There’s 1000’’s of them, all of them delirious and laughing at you with those toothless smiles. Mocking you and your team as the final seconds tick by, you clinging to the forlorn hope that the boys can kick 5 goals in 90 seconds…..The siren sounds, the crowd erupts as spittle and froth fly through the air and the song starts………….

    This is what keeps me awake at night. 
     

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    On 9/6/2023 at 11:49 AM, layzie said:

    I'm still bobbling a bit at our Pies installer who told me over the phone yesterday that we "have two games left this season". 

    Smack talk reaches a new level once it transcends the game you're smack talking about. I'd love nothing more than Collingwood to have two games left..

    Problem with that is, 1st game they win 2nd they lose

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    On 9/4/2023 at 11:43 AM, ElDiablo14 said:

    Had a quick dip on the Collingwood BF.

    They are saying we are the most overrated 4th placed team of all time!

    We're not even the most overrated 4th placed team in the last 12 months!

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    On 9/6/2023 at 11:49 AM, layzie said:

    I'm still bobbling a bit at our Pies installer who told me over the phone yesterday that we "have two games left this season". 

    Smack talk reaches a new level once it transcends the game you're smack talking about. I'd love nothing more than Collingwood to have two games left..

    Tell 'im it's gonna be a Melbourne Carlton GF.

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    22 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    We're not even the most overrated 4th placed team in the last 12 months!

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    Pie talk on the socials : 

    I don't like keeping Markov in the side ahead of a stalwart like Noble. But I think we win anyway. Markov/Noble aren't why we win this game. It's the stars who win finals. And we have more than them 

    Let’s show the footy world why we ended up on top

    Can we play the all duck no dinner recording over the speakers right before the bounce 🤣

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