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My 3 word player analysis V Carlton

joeboy
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Gawn - dominated in centre

Viney - total workhorse again

Petracca - classy and important 

May - dominated opponent again

Salem - some terrible decisions 

Brayshaw - focused and impressive 

Oliver - some costly errors

Rivers - was classy again

Lever - one dimensional game

Chandler - was rarely sighted

Pickett - another blockbuster disappointment 

McVee - a smooth mover

Neal-Bullen - needed more involvement 

Grundy - no second efforts 

Smith - only a substitute 

Jordon - loose and limited

van Rooyen - absent when needed

Hunter - better second half

Hibberd - made no difference 

Langdon - has slowed down

Sparrow - the junior Viney

Bowey - too many fumbles 

Melksham - had little impact 

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    8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - dominated in centre

    Viney - total workhorse again

    Petracca - classy and important 

    May - dominated opponent again

    Salem - some terrible decisions 

    Brayshaw - focused and impressive 

    Oliver - some costly errors

    Rivers - was classy again

    Lever - one dimensional game

    Chandler - was rarely sighted

    Pickett - another blockbuster disappointment 

    McVee - a smooth mover

    Neal-Bullen - needed more involvement 

    Grundy - no second efforts 

    Smith - only a substitute 

    Jordon - loose and limited

    van Rooyen - absent when needed

    Hunter - better second half

    Hibberd - made no difference 

    Langdon - has slowed down

    Sparrow - the junior Viney

    Bowey - too many fumbles 

    Melksham - had little impact 

    Melksham. Again no impact.

    Two on the trot. 

    He's simply on or off and never the twain shall meet for some reason.

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    what??? chandler rarely sighted???

    kicked a goal and had 6 goal assists. means he had a hand in 7 of our goals.

    Bizarre analysis.

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    4 minutes ago, dee-tox said:

    Bowey had a Barry Crocker.

    Really poor game 

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    4 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Rivers

    Melbournes- Best On Ground 

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    4 hours ago, joeboy said:

    van Rooyen - absent when needed

    More Heart than Grundy

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    Not best review

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    7 hours ago, dee-tox said:

    Bowey had a Barry Crocker.

    Just about his worst game.

    That said, that free that was paid against him in the marking contest was a howler. 

    That sort of grappling happens a 100 times a match. And when they mark it they hardly ever pay it.

    But sure, ok pay it.

    Then how do you not pay maxy, Grundy and jvr frees for being mauled all game?

    I am beyond angry with the umpiring last night. Forget tge result, but it was simply nuts hoe many cleat holding the ball frees were not paid - for both sides, but we copped it worse.

    Edited by binman

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    Umpires - absolute [censored] cheats

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    8 hours ago, dee-tox said:

    Bowey had a Barry Crocker.

    His second in as many weeks!

    Oh and Max was killed by the Blond ruck

    As for Grundy..

    Time to Trade

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    3 hours ago, binman said:

    I am beyond angry with the umpiring last night.

     

    3 hours ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Umpires - absolute [censored] cheats

    I thought Ray in particular had a howler in the last Q...

    It's ok to let the game go in a finals type tight game (maybe).

    ...but to not pay the sling against Riv (luckily it was picked up by another ump) and JVR having his legs taken out.

    Please.....

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    Salem - performance lacked urgency

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    17 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

    Salem - performance lacked urgency

    Agree. He and Bowey were not good.  When I look at the runners from half back and run and carry , both Bowey and Salem need to do much better. 

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    18 hours ago, mauriesy said:

    Bit hard on JVR. He tried his heart out. 

    he also beat his opponent considering conditions. 

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    On 8/12/2023 at 10:31 PM, Fanatique Demon said:

    Sounds like we lost by 10 goals. 

    And Carlton won the flag by the sounds of it!

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    On 8/12/2023 at 10:37 PM, leave it to deever said:

    Melksham. Again no impact.

    Two on the trot. 

    He's simply on or off and never the twain shall meet for some reason.

    People who criticise Melksham need to remember he's often playing on mutch taller opponents 

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