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What They Are Saying at Punt Road

Lucifers Hero
in Melbourne Demons

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9 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

No effort at all involved - just a few taps of the keyboard and mouse!  All from the comfort of an armchair...

...I'm sure D'landers would appreciate it....

A glass of red to hand  - of course.

 

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    7 hours ago, Demon17 said:

    Mandatory reading each week. Many thanks for the work.

    But honestly the stream of consiousness from the Tiges site youv'e put up here is moronic by a mile compared to other teams commentary . 

    And your no surprised???

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    4 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Probably the second worse away game to attend at the G after Collingwood. 
    Their supporters are vile morons. 

    Not even safe in the MCC. 

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    4 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

    beavis fricstch . This amused me, might start calling him that myself

    They could at least get it right. He’s Butthead not Beavis!

    Awesome Beavis And Butthead GIF by Paramount+

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    I don't mind the Tiger fans to be honest.  They have a much greater humility than Collingwood and Essendon fans - 37 years of misery taught them to be humble, I guess.  Sharing the ANZAC eve game with them has been an eye opener.  They are very respectful and I can't really recall any outrageous behaviour from them at all.  I admire their passion for their team and love the atmosphere.  Almost always a good contest against them.

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    13 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    A mixed bag of views.  Quite bland really. 

    4..  This comment:

    • Well loose

    Google search results for 'feeling well loose':

     

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    Looks like Richmond are in for a rough day.

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    5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Google search results for 'feeling well loose':

     

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    Looks like Richmond are in for a rough day.

    Well it couldn't have been from a dodgy vindaloo, because they don't have that much culture.

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    8 minutes ago, FireInTheBennelly said:

    Well it couldn't have been from a dodgy vindaloo, because they don't have that much culture.

    For any Toiges fans reading this post

    ....that word means "Cultcha"

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    26 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    For any Toiges fans reading this post

    ....that word means "Cultcha"

    It's unfair of you to mock Richmond fans in that condescending* manner.

    *  For any Richmond fans reading this, "condescending" means talking down to.

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    14 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    Anyone else find it weird that Hardwick couldn’t win a close game and Mini can’t lose one?

    I know the nickname didn't come from Richmond, but how demeaning to be calling your coach "Mini"

    So they can't loose a close one.  Let's give them a smashing then - a Goodwin let's say!!

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    1 hour ago, Swooper1987 said:

    I don't mind the Tiger fans to be honest.  They have a much greater humility than Collingwood and Essendon fans - 37 years of misery taught them to be humble, I guess.  Sharing the ANZAC eve game with them has been an eye opener.  They are very respectful and I can't really recall any outrageous behaviour from them at all.  I admire their passion for their team and love the atmosphere.  Almost always a good contest against them.

    Agree.

     

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    2 hours ago, Swooper1987 said:

    I don't mind the Tiger fans to be honest.  They have a much greater humility than Collingwood and Essendon fans - 37 years of misery taught them to be humble, I guess.  Sharing the ANZAC eve game with them has been an eye opener.  They are very respectful and I can't really recall any outrageous behaviour from them at all.  I admire their passion for their team and love the atmosphere.  Almost always a good contest against them.

    can i interest you in a bridge in sydney?   going very cheap.

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    I'd leave a clever comment here on demonland for the tigers fans, but they might accidentally stumble across shemanland instead.

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    “We are their grand final” 😂

    Gotta hand it to them. No one does delusion quite like Tiger fans.

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    16 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

    We have nothing to lose next week. If anyone is going to do some pumping it’s the Tiger Army against them Feckless Felchers!

    I know it’s supposed to be insulting, but that had me actually laughing for it sheer brilliance! A Tigers supporter with a good grasp of the English language (vocab, not structure) and sense of humour… and, I’d suggest, someone I might get along with quite well.

    Edited by hardtack

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    Alright lads so I tried going in undercover, reckon they’ll accept the name FilthyFeralNutJob?

    IMG_0214.png

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    22 hours ago, biggestred said:

    shemans. classy and misogynistic. 

    Exactly - don’t they know it should be shemen ?!

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    5 hours ago, JJR said:

    Alright lads so I tried going in undercover, reckon they’ll accept the name FilthyFeralNutJob?

    IMG_0214.png

    They may not be classy supporters individually, but I'm impressed by the addition of the IMPORTANT note on this forum. A club that has had Shane Tuck and Ben Cousins as players and Danny Frawley as coach has had its share of troubled souls. Well done to whoever thought to add this to their Forum homepage.

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    I wonder do any of them understand the results this year? The latest tiger fans is you ran over the Hawks last week. Now there is a victory. Oh they are third.last. never mind

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    5 hours ago, JJR said:

    Alright lads so I tried going in undercover, reckon they’ll accept the name FilthyFeralNutJob?

    IMG_0214.png

    Not particularly funny

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    22 hours ago, Superunknown said:

    Real low rent stuff there 

    imagine trying to debate one

    it would be like debating a 5 year old

    And try to teach them the difference between 

    LOOSE and LOSE

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    22 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

    And try to teach them the difference between 

    LOOSE and LOSE

    and by sunday night they can add 'lost' to their lexicon

    (though they'd probably prefer 'loosed')

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    26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and by sunday night they can add 'lost' to their lexicon

    (though they'd probably prefer 'loosed')

    They might let loose with how did they lose having lost. Then at least they could list that loss be it not their last lest they might then know how they have lasted losing.

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    Well

    They certainly don't like the umpires and the coach aka Mini is on the nose (mention of not having a plan B....where have we heard that before)

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