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Geelong will make the 8 for the 1000th time . A key Melb'ne player will get injured by a careless act down at  Mordor stadium late in the season.

The umpires will be just as hopeless as usual.

Caroline Wilson will predict a Tigers flag and will suck up to the new AFL  CEO.

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5 minutes ago, Jack Vineys Anger Manager said:

Melbourne FC scheduled to play Geelong FC At G.M.H.B.A stadium. Geelong only allocating 500 tickets for dees fans.

And charging $10 parking for Geelong members, but $15 for non-Geelong!!!!

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Was gonna add more gripes but don’t wanna ruin an entire Sunday thinking about Geelong
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26 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

And charging $10 parking for Geelong members, but $15 for non-Geelong!!!!

Is this true, and if so exactly to which carparks do they apply this rule?

Kardinia Park is Crown Land run by a Trust appointed by the State. The rule will breach the Crown Land Reserves Act on disciminatory grounds.

Woudl love to see a bunfight over this if real.

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There's three certainties in life, death, taxes and...

  1. Triplechins being duplicitous
  2. a game being won/lost thanks to the intervention of poorly calibrated technology
  3. a game being won/lost thanks to the intervention of poorly trained umpires
  4. Bevo, Lyon, Simmo, Hardon, Scott, Scott, Clarko blaming a loss/poor season on everyone else except themselves 
  5. The usual suspects milking free kicks at every turn
  6. Maysie flattening somebody/anybody then coming out and being BoG next game
  7. Goody and Richo holding a 45 min. pressa and telling us absolutely nothing
  8. Clayton winning the Bluey
  9. Max will hit the post from five yards out directly in front
  10. BT shuffling his ipod in the commentary box and asking Our Daisy to pick a tune.
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1 hour ago, Demon17 said:

Is this true, and if so exactly to which carparks do they apply this rule?

Kardinia Park is Crown Land run by a Trust appointed by the State. The rule will breach the Crown Land Reserves Act on disciminatory grounds.

Woudl love to see a bunfight over this if real.

Oh, it’s real. Last year I went there and we were ushered to a parking spot whereat the attendant asked if we were Geelong members (despite being head to toe red n blue with flags n banners in the back seat). We said no and he said that’ll be $15. Curious, I asked him why he needed to know if we were Geelong members to which he replied, “it’s only $10 for Geelong members.” Walking towards the entrance I asked a few Geelong fans what they’d paid and they all said $10. 

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20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Oh, it’s real. Last year I went there and we were ushered to a parking spot whereat the attendant asked if we were Geelong members (despite being head to toe red n blue with flags n banners in the back seat). We said no and he said that’ll be $15. Curious, I asked him why he needed to know if we were Geelong members to which he replied, “it’s only $10 for Geelong members.” Walking towards the entrance I asked a few Geelong fans what they’d paid and they all said $10. 

Fair enough. I’d pay more to leave Geelong than go there too!

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1 hour ago, Deebauched said:

No problem. Never been down to the cattery and never will.

Can't understand why supporters punish themselves going down there. Slim chance at best of winning.

I stopped going to that hellhole many years ago for the reasons you stated. But once you commit to the cheer squad you’ve just gotta suck it up. 

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