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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs Hawthorn

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Just now, Radar Detector said:

Gawn is playing like an [censored]. Heโ€™s angry and just making dumb decisions.ย 

Leadership? I donโ€™t think so.

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We make hard work of forken everything.
So hard to watch.

HOW MANY [censored] GOALS 20 METERS OUR RIGHT IN FRONT! jfc

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Remember when this thread was started roughly 15 hours ago... and it was at minimum a comfortable 4 goal win.

FMD...

24 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

The concern for me is killer teams come out with the same intensity every SINGLE week.

Our performances against bottom teams proves we dont.

Ergo....we are not a killer team.

We are arrogant...lazy or complacent.

Goody should start dragging players to stop this garbage.

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If you think we arentย trying hard? surely you can see we are ย 

the hawks have beaten the swans and giants recently. No easy games in AFL

we will get up. Have faithย 


Total garbage.

1 minute ago, Jaded said:

[censored] you Melbourne. Just [censored] you. Pathetic.ย 

Mate. Have a cuppa, you're gonna have a heart attack or something.

I donโ€™t trust Melbourne.ย 

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At this stage they are just cleaner and more desperate.ย  We are the reverse.ย  O can't find one player who's been clean and damaging with ball in hand tonight.ย 

Fumble fumble fumble constantly handing it back and second to the ball aside from Maxy and Lever.

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1 minute ago, Lord Nev said:

This has nothing to do with the umpires.

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100%

Wow. With one of the best lists we have ever had, and we simply won't show any intensity. Getting flogged around the ball, jogging around, and getting annihilated at half forward.ย 

If I see another floaty handball that puts the recipient under immediate pressure Iโ€™m gonna punchย something.

Hawthorn kicking 8.0 since quarter time is [censored] embarrassment.ย 

Don't let anybody fool you with talk of spirit and underdogs or any other crap.

THE HAWKS ARE A VERY BAD TEAM.

I know we've been winning the important games this year (and that's great) but weย will never be truly feared until we bury these teams.ย 


If Clarksin was coaching us he would never put up with this rubbish. ย They are a disgrace, pathetic front runnersย 

If we lose tonight weโ€™d have the bizarre record of no losses agains the top 8 but losing to 3 of the bottom 4.

Surely the only explanation is mental.

Edited by Radar Detector

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

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the hawks have beaten the swans and giants recently. No easy games in AFL

ย 

Neither of those teams are top of the ladder.

It was better when we were a rubbish side when all we had to lose wereย draft picksโ€ฆ

Any chance we can hit a leading target inside 50 or on the Arc???


This is pathetic. This effort is [censored] pathetic. Players should forfeit their match payments tonight regardless of the result.

1 minute ago, DubDee said:

If you think we arentย trying hard? surely you can see we are ย 

the hawks have beaten the swans and giants recently. No easy games in AFL

we will get up. Have faithย 

The hawks are a rubbish side that are being made to look like world beaters by us. Again we are showing a complete lack of respect for our opponents. Our worst football this year has come against the worst sides. itโ€™s very disappointingย 

ย 

Why is Trac handballing to a 2 on 1???!!

2 minutes ago, DubDee said:

If you think we arentย trying hard? surely you can see we are ย 

the hawks have beaten the swans and giants recently. No easy games in AFL

we will get up. Have faithย 

I just dont think our effort is anywhere near last weeks game and my point was we struggle agsinst bottom sides while cats smash them. Its a fair comment.


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