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Jamie Elliott

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At least he has mongrel, unlike many of our players!

 
13 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

And we have sooo much luck with ex Collingwood players....

Surely we are due then

 
1 hour ago, dl4e said:

1. My gut feelings.

2. He wants to stay at the filth or so I am led to believe.

3. He is dangerously injury prone.

4. We are looking at Langdon and Tomlinson. How much coin is there to cover this. Elliot would want a gold nugget on his cake. Losing frost wont cover it and I don't think we should be getting rid of big name players.

I read an article a couple of years ago when he was on the “road to recovery” from another injury about he had turned himself around and how excited he was to get back on the park, he also said he wanted to be captain of the Pies one day.

I think he is a gun up fwd, not great on defensive side of game and can get found out. Love his ability to find space and can kick some goals. 

Youd think he would take a longer term and higher $$ deal to play with us considering his injury issues. He probably will stay a Pie. :) 


Another one of those deals that requires 20 - 20 hindsight. 

45 minutes ago, TGR said:

Probably Jordan Lewis in the Preliminary Final in Perth.  Saw it first hand unfortunately.

 

Next.

TG you off to the members forum?

2 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

HF - Melksham   Weed   Petracca

F         Elliott     T Mac    Fristch

 

Where do I sign?

interesting how things could turn if we recruit a few players and our regulars can stay on the park. that's a forward line to work with.

 
2 hours ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Add Pick 3 whether that's Hayden Young, Sam Flanders or Lachie Ash and it's a huge trade period for us!

Glad we are chasing after Elliot.

#mahoneynotdoingenough

Whos going to kick it to him...

Our delivery  is light years behind the filth.

All sounds suss


9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Whos going to kick it to him...

Our delivery  is light years behind the filth.

All sounds suss

Not really, a couple of years ago it was their biggest problem.

They have turned it around quickly (not in light years, in the space of a year), so can we...

3 hours ago, Brenno said:

Care to explain why it wont happen? 

Because Eddie won't let it. 

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Because Eddie won't let it. 

I think I speak for all D'landers when I say #$%* Eddie! 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Brenno said:

I think I speak for all D'landers when I say #$%* Eddie! 

 

 

The same as Eddie says to the rest of the AFL.


look we offer him a packet and get him, good, outcome as we dont waste a draft pick to pickup a decent player.

We offer him a packet and the pies match it screws with their salary cap, we keep our money for another play. also a very good outcome.

I thought i saw someone mention $600k pa. well i am sure we are paying that for a few injury riddled players who have not produced, so I say game on, get him.

31 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

@Demonland Easiest photoshop job ever today with the swap of Elliott's head onto Jones body? ?

I actually upped the degree of difficulty taking the Rory Laird head on Viney's body from the other week, erasing the arms and head from the image and then cutting out Elliott's head and arms and sticking them on the mutilated remains of the Laird/Viney body. 

I didn't even think of using Chunk. ?‍♂️

16 minutes ago, Deecisive said:

look we offer him a packet and get him, good, outcome as we dont waste a draft pick to pickup a decent player.

We offer him a packet and the pies match it screws with their salary cap, we keep our money for another play. also a very good outcome.

I thought i saw someone mention $600k pa. well i am sure we are paying that for a few injury riddled players who have not produced, so I say game on, get him.

Couldnt agree more. Unless we offer some insanely stupid amount of money then we literally have nothing to lose. Landing Langdon Tomlinson and Langdon with pick 3 still in hand is a bloody exciting prospect

3 hours ago, Demon_spurs said:

And we have sooo much luck with ex Collingwood players....

Peter Moore

42 minutes ago, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

Couldnt agree more. Unless we offer some insanely stupid amount of money then we literally have nothing to lose. Landing Langdon Tomlinson and Langdon with pick 3 still in hand is a bloody exciting prospect

It's pick 2


This is a good situation.  If we get him, that's great.  If we don't get him, I don't think anybody will be horribly upset.  We can't lose. 

35 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Peter Moore

Long Time ago, you might as well have said Henry Coles

 

 
4 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

Long Time ago, you might as well have said Henry Coles

 

Oh, didn't realise there were statutory limitations. My bad.

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48 minutes ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

This is a good situation.  If we get him, that's great.  If we don't get him, I don't think anybody will be horribly upset.  We can't lose. 

Well we can lose, if our forward line is trash next year.


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