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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Same article suggests we should target Bruce Gibbs. 

What are the odds of that happening?

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

51 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

He played for Carlton once, like Bryce Doull ( who was a decent defender but had less hair) You surely remember him.

 
25 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

A code hopper like Israel Folau or Karmichael Hunt (only older). 

 

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29 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

Sorry, auto correct. Bryce.


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TRADE CLARRY CHOO CHOO NO NO NO AND NO !! 

4 hours ago, monoccular said:

OMG.  Why not just close the club down, or  sell off Ollie, Brayshaw, Gawn and anyone else who could help us get somewhere?

I am 100% certain that GC$ would love to have Clarrie.

i'm pretty sure there would be 17 clubs lining up to get him, not just GCS.

 

 

Now they can write the same article on the Pies and suggest clearing DeGoey and Stevenson to the Suns.

1. Paying Oliver a mega deal would hurt the Suns, they have to pay every one of their current players 20% over to stay, they’d lose 4 to bring in one big money guy. Nice idea but it won’t happen.

2. Tom McDonald was the main man last year even with Hogan and we rarely played 3 talls together. We need Melsham back and a 3rd tall cover for Jake. Joel Smith was the plan. The draft is probably the long term answer.

3. Gibbs has lost pace and hunger for the ball, his future is probably as a half back and we’ve already got Jones for that.

4. Langdon is an obvious move and Butler is a nice proposition as well, he’s got that bit right. 


4 hours ago, Thehardtackler said:

Clarry is Red and Blue forever. I think that I will give up watching AFL if he leaves Melbourne.

Ronald Dale  says hello.

Trade Clarry - BJ must be on the Juice - @#F$%^S&^%.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 minutes ago, doc roet said:

Ronald Dale  says hello.

How old was Ronald when he left, his playing career was over by then, he went to Carlton mostly as a coach, and why did he because norm smith told him to, if he wanted to coach.

3 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

He played for Carlton once, like Bryce Doull ( who was a decent defender but had less hair) You surely remember him.

The available range of emojis does not adequately accord with the mirth I am currently experiencing.

I am feeling most mirthsome.


The article didn’t suggest the Dees should trade Oliver, but rather the Gold Coast should target him... there’s a big difference.

If I were in charge of an horrendously underperforming side, I’d make overtures to ANY talented player also

If Gibbs and Lever are worth 2 first rounders, GC would need to stump up 3. Or 2 + Jack Martin.

7 hours ago, Demonland said:

As site owner I am allowed the occasional click bait. ?

I was going to use the title of TRADE CLARRY

HAHAHA, YOU'RE TERRIBLE MURIEL.

1 hour ago, DeeSpencer said:

1. Paying Oliver a mega deal would hurt the Suns, they have to pay every one of their current players 20% over to stay, they’d lose 4 to bring in one big money guy. Nice idea but it won’t happen.

2. Tom McDonald was the main man last year even with Hogan and we rarely played 3 talls together. We need Melsham back and a 3rd tall cover for Jake. Joel Smith was the plan. The draft is probably the long term answer.

3. Gibbs has lost pace and hunger for the ball, his future is probably as a half back and we’ve already got Jones for that.

4. Langdon is an obvious move and Butler is a nice proposition as well, he’s got that bit right. 

Thats how i say his name when im drunk........just imagine slurring out "GO MELSHAM"

Thats me on a good day. ?

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Whiskey typo :)

58 minutes ago, Ugottobekidding said:

Last player i would trade.

Yep, we would need 3 x number one picks to even get close to drafting a player as good as Oliver.

This is the sort of article you read in the off season. 

Click bait "r" us.


7 hours ago, deebug said:

Why stop at Clarry, why not have a garage sale and sell the whole place?

Yes lets give up our good players to start yet another rebuild?

 

Now that is an interesting thought. Let's start  a topic anew: Who to trade at season's end - and how much will we get for these players? Or, Who not to trade under any circumstances - otherwise, empty to lists?

I'd start with the latter.

Gawn, Clarrie, Gus, Salem, Petracca, Frosty, May, Jetta, Melksham, J. Smith. 

Goddard has always been a muppet. If Melbourne traded Clarry, that'd be it for me.

 

Goddard is correct, of course GC should go after Oliver, they’re a mess and they need A-grade talent. I obviously hope it doesn’t happen though. 

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6 hours ago, Superunknown said:

Who's this Bruce Gibbs fella?

Not this one ?  Barry_Gibb_(Bee_Gees)_-_TopPop_1973_3.pn


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