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GAME DAY - ROUND 3

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21 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Which Demonland regular will be the first one to melt down and make a fool of themselves if North kick a couple of goals early in the game, or hang around for a half?Ā 

"North are making us look like the Fish Creek reserves side....Ā I think we have the answer now as to if Goodwin can coach....HE CANT! Lever is a slow hack - 800k and two first rounders down the drain.... Easter was a week ago but the umpires are still crucifying us.... This is [censored]. I’m never following this lousy club again!! ... oh hang on Hogan just kicked one on the quarter time siren that puts us up by two points..."

im just warming up

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32 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Regulation win required.... 36 points

Interesting to see how Goodwin coaches....... all the other teams can beat North so no excuse for a loss

St Kilda didn't do a very good his last week ?

In Frankfurt waiting for reports.

No one here knows nor cares.

WHY CANT I SLEEP?????

GODEES!!!!!

Ā 

I have felt worse before North games.Ā 

I think it will be aĀ 2 to 3 goal win. Roos won't give up easily.


Several Ā years ago I put a nice bottle of Barossa shiraz to one side to cellarbrate ( sic ) ā€˜crushing the hoodoo’.Ā  Thanks to our abysmal record against NM, it’s now perfectly aged, and should be drinking beautifully.Ā  I’m very confident that I’ll be enjoying it this evening, but not so confident that I'll be pulling the cork to let it breathe before around 5:00pm.Ā  Dees by 30 points.

Bug will will have an off day with his kicking. To kick 3 goals.Ā 

Ā 

Gates open at 10.45am. Anyone know if there’s a curtain raiser on?


2 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

Gates open at 10.45am. Anyone know if there’s a curtain raiser on?

There is. TAC Cup side versus a VFL team I believe I read.Ā 

6 minutes ago, Demon77 said:

Gates open at 10.45am. Anyone know if there’s a curtain raiser on?

Australia Under 18 V North Melbourne VFL at 11:05am

1 hour ago, Josh said:

St Kilda didn't do a very good his last week ?

Even the Saints were with them goal for goal for a half.

North are putrid.

Sad indictment of the coaching staff that we lost to them twice last year.

Need I say it but a loss today will mean ???????

2 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

Even the Saints were with them goal for goal for a half.

North are putrid.

Sad indictment of the coaching staff that we lost to them twice last year.

It was the fans fault ( specifically Demonlanders ) that we lost both games last year. Our expectations were too high. Let's rein it in boys and girls. Dees by 71.

Ā 


This is not a test of skill or game plan or coaching, it’s a mental test. We should easily win On paper. Now believe in yourselves, go in hard and beat these [censored]!

winning will go a long way to us playing finals imo. People who say these hoodoos don’t affect the players are wrong

Just no fadeouts and we should be right, North will have a crack. Dees by 27.

If Goodwin is serious about a long coaching career, then it is a 6 goal win.Ā 

The midfield must work together to starve Brown.Ā 

1 hour ago, Deeoldfart said:

Several Ā years ago I put a nice bottle of Barossa shiraz to one side to cellarbrate ( sic ) ā€˜crushing the hoodoo’.Ā  Thanks to our abysmal record against NM, it’s now perfectly aged, and should be drinking beautifully.Ā  I’m very confident that I’ll be enjoying it this evening, but not so confident that I'll be pulling the cork to let it breathe before around 5:00pm.Ā  Dees by 30 points.

will be worth a Grange or 2 when get over thes flogs today

3 hours ago, CHF said:

Just off to sleep with the alarm set so I can watch it.Ā 

Dees by 6 goals Ā 

Did you set your alarm for the end of the 3Q brain fade?


2 hours ago, Wiseblood said:

Which Demonland regular will be the first one to melt down and make a fool of themselves if North kick a couple of goals early in the game, or hang around for a half?Ā 

Me - but not on this forum.Ā 

Well unfortunatelyĀ I will be missing the game today. First one at the G in years. But my god please let this streak be over today. If we lose today tomorrows media will be wild. But im confident we will get the job done.Ā 

Ā 
1 hour ago, Kumamoto_Ken said:

Australia Under 18 V North Melbourne VFL at 11:05am

ah, AFL experimenting with bringing back the 2's.

North are in rebuild and are in the bottom 4 of the comp.Ā 

I expect to win comfortably today in the back of our best 8 to 10 players.Ā 

Hoping Nev, Hibbo and Lever can find some form and cohesion down back.Ā 

Our mids, in particular ANB, Dom and Harmes must be more accountable defensively to minimise the easy inside 50 opposition teams have had in the last 2 weeks.Ā 

Hoping Trac, Bayley, Jeffy and Jesse get to Eee a lot of the ball today.Ā 

On paper, we win by 46 points. On the field l will take a win by 1 point just to break this humiliating losing streak.Ā 


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