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11 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

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I tried to post this one, but it said the file was too big.

Being a luddite it became too hard.

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32 minutes ago, ProDee said:

I tried to post this one, but it said the file was too big.

Being a luddite it became too hard.

Hahaha! Little Robert "Madonna" will be having bad dreams by now....

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Hey Andy Maher, have a read of this and then shut your mouth

(learn to speak proper English while you are at it)..

 

nice find GM

SWYL - I think he would need someone to read it for him....then explain it.   Not the sharpest tool in the shed, though certainly a tool.

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2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

SWYL - I think he would need someone to read it for him....then interpret it.   Not the sharpest tool in the shed, though certainly a tool.

Considering he had a Private School Education it is amazing how bad his diction is, to have a job in RADIO as a commentator and analysist of the game is a blight on the human ear

Posted
33 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Considering he had a Private School Education it is amazing how bad his diction is, to have a job in RADIO as a commentator and analysist of the game is a blight on the human ear

Yep, i taught him English in the Bubs, he failed

Posted
31 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

True Story?

No, it's not,but he would have......

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2 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

 thank you for all of these.  My cheeks are sore from smiling so much.

Thanks from me too - they are hilarious - the Barry Hall one is brilliant (especially the placement of the two photos of Robert) :) 

I hope Clarrie gets to see em.

Posted

Lucky 13.

I've been thinking about it and Oliver is like the Jackovich of our midfield. 

Can do anything from the moment he stepped into the team. Produces stats that are elite well before he should and most players in same position will never get there.

You didn't know what Jackovich would do next and if the last few weeks have taught us anything naw do we with Oliver. Never will earn a media award but love them on the field.

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10 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

Lucky 13.

I've been thinking about it and Oliver is like the Jackovich of our midfield. 

Can do anything from the moment he stepped into the team. Produces stats that are elite well before he should and most players in same position will never get there.

You didn't know what Jackovich would do next and if the last few weeks have taught us anything naw do we with Oliver. Never will earn a media award but love them on the field.

OMG I hope he has substantially greater longevity than Jako. 

Posted (edited)

What would your advice be for Clayton Oliver?

Pull your head in, don’t want to fight everybody because you’ve got a glass jaw anyway. Robert Walls.

Good on ya Rob. Your a real mans man arent you...

[censored]

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My Favourite thing to do at the moment after I get home from the game is to watch the replay and concentrate on Clarry. He is dead set unbelievable around the contest. walks, pushes off, somehow knows where to run and then attacks the contest/ball.  its like everyone else is standing still. and he just extracts the ball even when not in any position to do so.

never seen anything like it 

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3 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

What would your advice be for Clayton Oliver?

Pull your head in, don’t want to fight everybody because you’ve got a glass jaw anyway. Robert Walls.

Good on ya Rob. Your a real mans man arent you...

[censored]

The world has gone mad.

Houli, Bugg and Fahour were all righly criticised for their hits yet in the same breath people are condemning Oliver for being hit.

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