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Posted
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have a phobia of bold lettering. 

If that is the only phobia you have ET You are in good shape.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

And I'm allergic to work. 

But not phobic. That's good. Allergies can be managed. Don't go.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Luther said:

A week ago the Dockers were total pox.

It'll be interesting to see if they can continue their form against the Dogs, which really relied on that outside run, or whether it was simply a one off performance. I think we'll be too strong around the ball for them even without Max.

Let's be totally honest.. if we don't beat Freo on the MCG with or without Max we're not going anywhere this year.

I have complete confidence in the team having a good win just like I had complete confidence in the team in their end of season game against Carlton last year... wait a minute !!!

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Posted (edited)

In: Spencer, Pedersen, Bugg

Out: Gawn, Weideman, Hannan

Weideman will be a player, but he finds it hard without Hogan.  A week at Casey won't do him any harm.

I like Hannan, but a couple of games at Casey won't harm him either.

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Posted
On 10/04/2017 at 1:42 PM, Petraccattack said:

The VInce injury sounds very awkward/painful..  dont think we will see him vs the Dockers unfortunately.  

And the MRP chose to ignore what was allegedly a deliberate stomp behind the play. How surprising. Still, if Bernie tried it back on his assailant next time he would undoubtedly find himself out for a few weeks. 

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Posted
51 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

CFMEU shop steward or Labor Party State Politician the career path for you then

More like CEO of any corporation  or a self serving greedy lowlife LNP politician 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, monoccular said:

And the MRP chose to ignore what was allegedly a deliberate stomp behind the play. How surprising. Still, if Bernie tried it back on his assailant next time he would undoubtedly find himself out for a few weeks. 

Where has this been alleged Mon?

Posted
1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

CFMEU shop steward or Labor Party State Politician the career path for you then

 

9 minutes ago, davo said:

More like CEO of any corporation  or a self serving greedy lowlife LNP politician 

Yay, politics.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Nascent said:

 

Yay, politics.

It's not even politics 

Its just stereotyping to make them feel better about their own beliefs.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Unleash Hell said:

It's not even politics 

Its just stereotyping to make them feel better about their own beliefs.

Yay, stereotyping for self-affirmation.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

CFMEU shop steward or Labor Party State Politician the career path for you then

Not sure you should restrict yourself to the Labor party or Victoria  Saty

Posted
3 hours ago, bing181 said:

Agree with the sentiment, but on the other hand, 3 of our main forwards had little impact on the game, or the scoreboard. Hannan, Weideman and Smith is perhaps one too many developing forwards in the same team, especially without Hogan there to steady the ship. 

 

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I have a phobia of bold lettering. 

I now have a phobia of MFC forwards kicking for goal

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Posted
2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

And I'm allergic to work. 

There are plenty of good excuses to call in sick for work. Just don't call in with delayed concussion. Seems your still fit to work whenever your boss wants you.

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

There are plenty of good excuses to call in sick for work. Just don't call in with delayed concussion. Seems your still fit to work whenever your boss wants you.

When safe schools was a thing I'd just decide I was female that day and call in sick due to having a "woman's problem." No questions were ever asked.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

When safe schools was a thing I'd just decide I was female that day and call in sick due to having a "woman's problem." No questions were ever asked.

Reminds me of an old joke.

One day Ethan showed up to work, only he wasn't Ethan any more, he was Evonne. He'd had a sex change operation.

"Geez", we said. "Did it hurt when they ... you know .. chopped off your ... you know."

"Yeah" said Evonne. "That did hurt, but that wasn't the thing that hurt the most."

"And it must have hurt when they pumped all that silicone into your chest."

"Well, that hurt too. But that wasn't the thing that hurt the most."

"What was it that hurt the most?"

"When they cut my salary in half."

 

(The traditional ending is "when they scooped out half my brains" but in this modern day and age no one would dare try that one on. Unless you don't care for all that political correctness, in which case choose the ending that suits your particular outlook on life.)

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Posted
33 minutes ago, Ted Fidge said:

Reminds me of an old joke.

One day Ethan showed up to work, only he wasn't Ethan any more, he was Evonne. He'd had a sex change operation.

"Geez", we said. "Did it hurt when they ... you know .. chopped off your ... you know."

"Yeah" said Evonne. "That did hurt, but that wasn't the thing that hurt the most."

"And it must have hurt when they pumped all that silicone into your chest."

"Well, that hurt too. But that wasn't the thing that hurt the most."

"What was it that hurt the most?"

"When they cut my salary in half."

 

(The traditional ending is "when they scooped out half my brains" but in this modern day and age no one would dare try that one on. Unless you don't care for all that political correctness, in which case choose the ending that suits your particular outlook on life.)

I"liked" this post, until I read the small print, that is 

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Posted

In - Spence ( go get em ) and Pederson 

out Gawn Hannon 

watts has been creative with ball in hand play him high half forward and also to push back To create off half back . 

Weed will love having  pederson to take some heat for him . 

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