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Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

She missed all the [censored]  

we are still laughed at. Although those same laughs are getting smaller

Yeah- nah!  She just suffered through me screaming at the tele!  Her last name is the same as the opposition today and she's always had a soft spot for the poo and the wee, but I knew she was a true Demon today because she wanted someone to kill Cyril!

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3 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Sorry if this is already posted - did anyone hear that caller on 693 saying that Petracca will be another 'Tom Scully' situation and he'll go to the Hawks?

Apparently, they've been in his ear since he got drafted....anyone hear anything like this?

yes it was posted somewhere earlier on this thread.......as if hed leave now...

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1 minute ago, grazman said:

Yeah- nah!  She just suffered through me screaming at the tele!  Her last name is the same as the opposition today and she's always had a soft spot for the poo and the wee, but I knew she was a true Demon today because she wanted someone to kill Cyril!

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3 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Sorry if this is already posted - did anyone hear that caller on 693 saying that Petracca will be another 'Tom Scully' situation and he'll go to the Hawks?

Apparently, they've been in his ear since he got drafted....anyone hear anything like this?

Why even give it oxygen JR? Obviously garbage. 

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4 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

The Scully situation was unique because GWS could take any player from any team, relax.

Agree - also different personalities - I think Trac is enjoying being a Dee!

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1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

anyone see the cheap little open slap Mitchell did to Watts? Just saw it on the sport highlights. Not much in it but still a chape shot and I hope Rioli's spear tackle gets looked at. 

 

Didn't look open handed to me, and it turned Watts' head which indicated it had force, It will be interesting to see how it is adjudicated because with his record at least 1 week would be mandatory

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4 minutes ago, jumbo returns said:

Sorry if this is already posted - did anyone hear that caller on 693 saying that Petracca will be another 'Tom Scully' situation and he'll go to the Hawks?

Apparently, they've been in his ear since he got drafted....anyone hear anything like this?

Just tweeted this. I'm not too worried.

 

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10 minutes ago, grazman said:

My better-half who is a late convert to the game  made mention today how we (MFC) seem to get a) a hard deal from the umps and b) are victims of barracking by commentators like Derwayne who want us to lose!  

You got a keeper there !! ;)

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1 minute ago, Jesus Hoganshaw said:

 

Cheers Bing, but I'm in the 30 year old interstater who thought Woewodin was cool as a teenager bracket of Dees fans.

I don't have any either mate, part of the reason I spend much time on here. 

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Rioli is a dirty, ball licking dog.

an absolute buzz to witness that.  So many who did what needed to be done.

on the way to the ground I knew every 50/50 would go against us.  We are the lowly Dees and they are the triple 'do no wrong' Hawks.  And apparently Cyril is 'spaahesshaaaal'.  Proven right on this one!

so pleased for the boys.  The future starts here.

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1 hour ago, AdamFphlebeb said:

So Clarkson just used inexperience as an excuse for their loss today. The little person scrambling for excuses.

Inexperience against a younger team by 6 years!

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2 minutes ago, buck_nekkid said:

Rioli is a dirty, ball licking dog.

an absolute buzz to witness that.  So many who did what needed to be done.

on the way to the ground I knew every 50/50 would go against us.  We are the lowly Dees and they are the triple 'do no wrong' Hawks.  And apparently Cyril is 'spaahesshaaaal'.  Proven right on this one!

so pleased for the boys.  The future starts here.

There is a reason why in the NRL a spear tackle is illegal and reportable. Lets wait and see what action is taken against Cyril. I am not holding my breath waiting.

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Well today I went expecting a loss I even topped up the Single malt stocks expecting that I would need it to console myself this evening.

Well how wrong can one person be.

WE BLOODY WELL WON.

20 players who looked like they should be playing finals in September.

Christ that loss to Essendrug sticks in my gut.

However we won and did it on the bit in the last quarter.

Now where did I put the bottle?

 

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3 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Inexperience against a younger team by 6 years!

We have Roos-speak

Hawks have Poos-speak 

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