Potential Trades [Warning: Reading this thread may self-destruct]

[Little Richard 6,262]

There is no law that says you have to read them. No law at all.

Sometimes my eyes just see stuff, and I can't un-see the stuff, as much as I wanna, okay?

[Uncle Fester 2,848]

I am the eggman

I am the eggman

I am the walrus

Koo koo kachew

We're getting Ben Lennon?

[P-man 13,366]

We're getting Ben Lennon?

I feel like we're just watching the wheels go round and round.

[Demoneyes 562]

You feelin lucky punk?

Hang on just a minute there, that's my line!

[rjay 24,902]

If you want proof use the search function like any other - rather than being so lazy and instead attacking the man before knowing or looking at his history.

If you don't know where it is it's in the top right hand corner of the screen. Search in forums with his name and scour through the posts.

As I recall the biggest one he had was the signing of Paul Roos well before it came out.

You're the one thats talking about a track record so provide it. I know the history and none of it adds up to the status created, it's a 'Demonland' urban myth.

Come on 'ignition' you're better than this, wasn't it you that posted great evidence based information on peptides and the like. Now you want to believe in the Nostradamus of 'Demonland'.

[dazzledavey36 54,502]

There is no law that says you have to read them. No law at all.

This thread says Potential Trades does it not? not 'Solving Riddles thread'

So of course I am going to come on here and check for any trade info or player movement.

Unfortunately your a victim of being a laughing stock into believing them.

Edited October 13, 2014 by dazzledavey36

[PJ_12345 1,098]

Ok my guess regarding one of the players from the riddles:

“As I said a massive game of chess. The end results are far certain.

Our likely trade partner comes in black and white but is not a little bird.” - GNF

As mentioned by some, a Swan which is a big bird that can come in either Black or White.

These three posts below were liked by GNF, suggesting a trade with Sydney (relates well the their COLA sactions and this players high level of pay).

“From BF, Devastating Boris (Melbourne supporter)

Quote

My mate works in the footy dept for GWS but as we all know Sydney is very small and he often gets swans news. He can't say anything more other than to strap myself in for a big week if everything goes well."

“I thought sydney could trade their players for draft picks, but could not trade players for other players, if so they maybe looking to get as many early draft picks as this their sole source of new blood this year.”

“Correct. Can only trade out their players for picks, not other picks”

With that in mind being Sydney and a Black and White swan I think one player is TOM MITCHELL.

Notice the Black Swan and White Swan,

"black and white..."

Hmm lets think about this.

Title of a famous song by Michael Jackson who was also black and white.

Michael Jackson was born on the 29th of August 1958... 29/8/1958... 2+9+8+1+9+5+8 = 42

42 divided by 2 = 21. 21 was the number Tom Mitchell drafted.

21, Adele's album titled 21 outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller album in 2011.

2011 was the year Tom Mitchell was drafted.

The same album also has several world records, Mitchell has a record 64 possessions.

Possessions, red heads don't possess souls. Adele has red hair, so does Tom Mitchell.

So, I'm fairly certain we are targeting Michael Jackson, Tom Mitchell or as an outside chance Adele.

Edited October 13, 2014 by PJ_12345

[Wormburner 674]

By the looks of it here some actually do it as their day to day profession job...

I seem to be getting dumber each time reading all these stupid riddles.

I used to read all of them. But now I just read the posts with multiple likes and hope what is written, is something actually worth reading.

[beelzebub 23,313]

I wonder if GNF is at all related to Nostradamus ?? Style similar...lol

[bing181 9,200]

One day, we'll all look back on this and laugh.

[Little Richard 6,262]

"black and white..."

Hmm lets think about this.

Title of a famous song by Michael Jackson who was also black and white.

Michael Jackson was born on the 29th of August 1958... 29/8/1958... 2+9+8+1+9+5+8 = 42

42 divided by 2 = 21. 21 was the number Tom Mitchell drafted.

21, Adele's album titled 21 outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller album in 2011.

2011 was the year Tom Mitchell was drafted.

The same album also has several world records, Mitchell has a record 64 possessions.

Possessions, red heads don't possess souls. Adele has red hair, so does Tom Mitchell.

So, I'm fairly certain we are targeting Michael Jackson, Tom Mitchell or as an outside chance Adele.

I'm convinced you've finally cracked along with the rest of them.

Trade period takes such a toll.

[Tyson_Viney_Toumpas 269]

"black and white..."

Hmm lets think about this.

Title of a famous song by Michael Jackson who was also black and white.

Michael Jackson was born on the 29th of August 1958... 29/8/1958... 2+9+8+1+9+5+8 = 42

42 divided by 2 = 21. 21 was the number Tom Mitchell drafted.

21, Adele's album titled 21 outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller album in 2011.

2011 was the year Tom Mitchell was drafted.

The same album also has several world records, Mitchell has a record 64 possessions.

Possessions, red heads don't possess souls. Adele has red hair, so does Tom Mitchell.

So, I'm fairly certain we are targeting Michael Jackson, Tom Mitchell or as an outside chance Adele.

Bravo, but oh dear! Edited October 13, 2014 by Tyson_Viney_Toumpas

[PJ_12345 1,098]

I'm convinced you've finally cracked along with the rest of them.

Trade period takes such a toll.

I genuinely think Adele would be a good midfielder... where is BP when you need him.

[raikkonen_64 39]

I really hope some people aren't taking these riddles too seriously... Cos come Thursday 2pm when nothing has happen I fear we may lose a few demonland members... It's depressing enough following this team of ours!!

Though on a lighter note, can't believe how these riddles have taking off, some clown is reading them on here and posting them on Facebook!!! I can't bloody escape them!!.. If GNF put a name on here there is no doubt it would be all over media networks all over the country but 9am tomorrow!... I dare u to give us a name!!!

I too am smoking the pipe dream everyone on here is smoking, and am preparing for the major come down like a Sunday afternoon after a revolver session lol

[Moonshadow 17,675]

I am the eggman

I am the eggman

I am the walrus

Koo koo kachew

Oh no... WB McCartney is going to take over as coach.....

[Uncle Fester 2,848]

Unfortunately your a victim of being a laughing stock into believing them.

I am? I don't believe anything at this time of year until the ink is dry. That's the only thing that matters, and the rest of this is just theatre. If you come here to read these threads expecting anything else than wild speculation, wishful thinking and crazy innuendo then you are the one that should be laughed at.

It's a game. A bunch of mindless banter to keep ourselves busy while the real players do deals regardless of the bumf we post.

[Norm Smith's Curse 2,593]

It all makes sense - you just count the number of words in each line of the riddle, minus 2 from each then multiply by pie = dangerfield and treloar.

[The Great One 99 125]

Fishing + Birds = Penguin

The Penguin + The Riddler = Batman

Robin is a type of bird

Cats come in black & white

Fair chance We're getting Batman, Robin & Cat-women as a sweetener if my decoding is correct.

Edit: More decoding

I think the sweetener may be Travis Bichel

[BarnDee 287]

bahhhhhh bugger this im outta here till midday thurs day im all riddled out , ffs its gunna be hard to stay away tho , riddle piddle , meddle or peddle , I don't know what to think as long as we don't end up in the stink

[Ethan Tremblay 30,841]

It all makes sense - you just count the number of words in each line of the riddle, minus 2 from each then multiply by pie = dangerfield and treloar.

Everybody on here are just as crazy as I am.

Or perhaps, Demonlanders are all normal and the outside world are the crazy ones...

Penguins are black and white...think about it...penguins..

Edited October 13, 2014 by Ethan Tremblay

[Cards13 9,117]

By the looks of it here some actually do it as their day to day profession job...

I seem to be getting dumber each time reading all these stupid riddles.

And yet reed vis u do.

[The Great One 99 125]

Everybody on here are just as crazy as I am.

Or perhaps, Demonlanders are all normal and the outside world are the crazy ones...

Penguins are black and white...think about it.

That's it! Dangerfield is going to play for Pittsburgh. Gee, I hope we can snag Sidney Crosby in the deal.

[ignition. 1,463]

You're the one thats talking about a track record so provide it. I know the history and none of it adds up to the status created, it's a 'Demonland' urban myth.

Come on 'ignition' you're better than this, wasn't it you that posted great evidence based information on peptides and the like. Now you want to believe in the Nostradamus of 'Demonland'.

Yes that was me and no I'm not doing the searching, I stated my point which we know is true.

At work I attempt to find facts by continually supporting hypotheses, whereas demonland is a place where I can dream. Nostradamus or not, I enjoy his posts and I don't like those that blatantly attack or bully other posters.

Simple as that.

[ignition. 1,463]

"black and white..."

Hmm lets think about this.

Title of a famous song by Michael Jackson who was also black and white.

Michael Jackson was born on the 29th of August 1958... 29/8/1958... 2+9+8+1+9+5+8 = 42

42 divided by 2 = 21. 21 was the number Tom Mitchell drafted.

21, Adele's album titled 21 outsold Michael Jackson's Thriller album in 2011.

2011 was the year Tom Mitchell was drafted.

The same album also has several world records, Mitchell has a record 64 possessions.

Possessions, red heads don't possess souls. Adele has red hair, so does Tom Mitchell.

So, I'm fairly certain we are targeting Michael Jackson, Tom Mitchell or as an outside chance Adele.

Probably about as far off as me mate, return him from the dead

[Moonshadow 17,675]

bahhhhhh bugger this im outta here till midday thurs day im all riddled out , ffs its gunna be hard to stay away tho , riddle piddle , meddle or peddle , I don't know what to think as long as we don't end up in the stink

^^ this must be the most sane post I've read on this thread. Totally with you barndee.

Edited October 13, 2014 by Moonshadow