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Who gives a toss now. Lets hope they're [censored] bricks in 2016 when we're there and thereabouts the top of the ladder.

Geelong 10 years ago were the joke who couldn't close and now they're a 'dynasty'. Lets bump in a few years time!

No. Let's get things right now shall we. I am so over 5 year plans.

Let's make 2013 count.

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My bomber review.

Jetta= A diving disgrace. Should be ashamed of himself but represents the bombers in true fashion.

Goddard= Overpriced loose half back flank.

Hurley= Over hyped at this stage. Could be good but can't kick straight.

Watson= Outright superstar.

Hird= Golden boy. Can he actually coach?

Davey= Loves to go missing when needed.

Stanton= Crumbles under pressure. Can't help watson out.

Fletcher= A champion.

Ryder= I'd take Spencer this year to smash him all over the ground.

SUPPORTERS= You leave at half time when your team is down by a goal. Disgrace. You win some games in a row and act like Jennifer Hawkins just asked you for a quickie. Your away jumper looks like aids on silk.

http://youtu.be/uiB_w8Z8NuI

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My bomber review.

Jetta= A diving disgrace. Should be ashamed of himself but represents the bombers in true fashion.

Goddard= Overpriced loose half back flank.

Hurley= Over hyped at this stage. Could be good but can't kick straight.

Watson= Outright superstar.

Hird= Golden boy. Can he actually coach?

Davey= Loves to go missing when needed.

Stanton= Crumbles under pressure. Can't help watson out.

Fletcher= A champion.

Ryder= I'd take Spencer this year to smash him all over the ground.

SUPPORTERS= You leave at half time when your team is down by a goal. Disgrace. You win some games in a row and act like Jennifer Hawkins just asked you for a quickie. Your away jumper looks like aids on silk.

http://youtu.be/uiB_w8Z8NuI

We need to stop hanging our hats on Essendon highlights, there is after all 17 other clubs.

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We need to stop hanging our hats on Essendon highlights, there is after all 17 other clubs.

What should we hang our hats on at the moment? I'll stick to the positives we have. We bend the bombers over every year.

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What should we hang our hats on at the moment? I'll stick to the positives we have. We bend the bombers over every year.

Hopefully about 8 other clubs this year mate, i would like to beat 3 Victorian club this season, that would be a real positive for mine.

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Hopefully about 8 other clubs this year mate, i would like to beat 3 Victorian club this season, that would be a real positive for mine.

So would I and everyone else.

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i remember it well. My Birthday weekend. I watched it on telly only because i had got home from clubbing at about 9 in the morning. Topped of a great long weekend.

^^^ Paradox of note.

Remembering it well after clubbing til 0900...

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We may not be ready to beat the Hawthorns and Geelongs of this world yet, but i think we can realistically, look at beating, St kilda, Richmond,Bulldogs,North and Essendon.

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My bomber review.

SUPPORTERS= You leave at half time when your team is down by a goal. Disgrace. You win some games in a row and act like Jennifer Hawkins just asked you for a quickie. Your away jumper looks like aids

Yep, pretty sure they won the premiership last may didn't they?

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They will pump us in round 2. They wont have collapsed yet, and they always start the season flying.

Well maybe their mid season collapse starts early this year.

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Hopefully the Crows will give them a pummelling in Round 1 and soften them up for us.

Or the weapon is in charge for the week of training. He will soften them up.

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Or the weapon is in charge for the week of training. He will soften them up.

Plus I reckon the power struggle between Hird and Bomber Thompson will be getting worse.

It's someone else's turn to cop the sharp end of the stick.

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Essendon supporters are a bunch of arregent wankers, they have the heighest paid coaches in the league and they still can't come close to winning a flag.

Why don't they worry about there own problems like getting rid of there fitness coach after a year of so meany soft tissue injuries.

With out Whatson they are rubbish.

What the hell do they know about use anyways? Do they ever watch a Demon game?

Maybe ppl should wait till the end of a season before they judge a club, anything can happen in 23 rounds.

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i remember it well. My Birthday weekend. I watched it on telly only because i had got home from clubbing at about 9 in the morning. Topped of a great long weekend.

I knew you were a Gemini- both of you are so inconsistent .

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Essendon supporters are a bunch of arregent wankers, they have the heighest paid coaches in the league and they still can't come close to winning a flag. Why don't they worry about there own problems like getting rid of there fitness coach after a year of so meany soft tissue injuries. With out Whatson they are rubbish. What the hell do they know about use anyways? Do they ever watch a Demon game? Maybe ppl should wait till the end of a season before they judge a club, anything can happen in 23 rounds.

The review on blitz didn't bother so much as the comments that we should fold and we are a waste of time. You are spot on they are arrogant knobs. I enjoy watching watson and fletcher play but apart from that they can get knicked. I love seeing bomber fans walk out of OUR home ground whilst the game is still on.

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The review on blitz didn't bother so much as the comments that we should fold and we are a waste of time. You are spot on they are arrogant knobs. I enjoy watching watson and fletcher play but apart from that they can get knicked. I love seeing bomber fans walk out of OUR home ground whilst the game is still on.

You can always pick a Essendon supporter In the crowd, they're the ones who are walking around with there head up there ass.

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