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This says it all re the Tom Scully saga

http://bit.ly/PnZ7Lv

Bitter twisted and brilliant!

thast classic

Slightly off topic, can anyone add any additional info to the rumour that Gawn Spewed on Scully in China? What were the circumstances?

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DeeZee Trident

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i was wondering the same thing.....If Gawn did go the big Yawn over scully we should be forever in his debt.

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Mercado at his best.

The technicolour Gawn story I heard was that the dead eyed teetotaller was asleep in bed and big Max came into the room 3 sheets, lost his bearings and unleashed 10 pints on him.

What happened after that is the stuff of legend, fables and fantasy, but I'd love to know.

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Mercado at his best.

The technicolour Gawn story I heard was that the dead eyed teetotaller was asleep in bed and big Max came into the room 3 sheets, lost his bearings and unleashed 10 pints on him.

What happened after that is the stuff of legend, fables and fantasy, but I'd love to know.

Ten pints of WHAT? There are various bodily fluids that could come out of an extremely drunk seven-foot tall descendent of Frankenstein. By the way, if someone peed, puked or even threw 10 beers on me, I'd seriously consider murdering them and/or getting as far away from that person as possible. If someone payed me six million dollars to do it, all the better. What I would not do is pretend I was making my mind up about it.
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That is truly and sincerely a work of art .

Mrecado seems to have forgotten and forgiven then .

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Pates Trident

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It was going well until he said this:

Offer a buyback scheme for all those people (certainly not me) who bought a #9 jumper and haven't yet set it alight.

Wrong number! I reckon #31 should be retired from all "good prospect" and reserved for battler players that just go out there every week and bleed for the club.

Still a good emotional read, pretty much sums up how I feel about the bloke.

Enjoy the homecoming $cully!

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Scully did us a huge favour

Two first round draft picks for a weak as [censored] skinny unbalanced outside skirter

And we got Mitch Clark as well

God bless Tom Scullduggery

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I hope he gets a few kicks on the weekend.

Head

Bum

Nuts

Shins

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The Red Fox Demon

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thast classic

Slightly off topic, can anyone add any additional info to the rumour that Gawn Spewed on Scully in China? What were the circumstances?

Chook told it well.

It happened while they were at a team building retreat in Moganshan outside of Shanghai. Place is called Naked Retreats, blissful as. No idea why the boys were on the sauce in such a way! Spewed on Scully's bed... Still, funnier things happened that weekend...

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retro interview...

upon learning that Scully was leaving the building various Melb players were asked to comment.. The intrepid reporter caught up to Max Gawn:

Mate....whats your view on this ?

Gawn ..." Spewing !!!"

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I hope Max gets refunded for those beers-

it's the best money saving spew in history.

GAWN YAWNS-$cullys GONE.

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