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The Lobster Effect   845

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dees best and fairest?

dees best 1st year player?

goals clark will kick?

games jurrah will play?

dees surprise of the year?

premiers?

first coach to get sacked?

biggest off field controversy?

games won by gws?

my answers...

dees best and fairest? jones

dees best 1st year player? magner

goals clark will kick? 44

games jurrah will play? 5

dees surprise of the year? sylvia's consistency and watts kicking 6 goals in a game

premiers? hawks

first coach to get sacked? voss

biggest off field controversy? drug scandal

games won by gws? 2

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dees best and fairest? - N. Jones

dees best 1st year player? - Does Mitch Clark count? Otherwise Magner.

goals clark will kick? - He seems to have a knack for bagging three a game, so I'll give him 60.

games jurrah will play? - 9

dees surprise of the year? - Wishful thinking says Watts kicking 50 goals. Pessimism says Watts traded.

premiers? - Hawthorn. I know it's a bit of a cliche, but they don't have a weakness and their game is designed to beat the press that every other team is using.

first coach to get sacked? - Kev Sheedy. We all know he's there for PR rather than coaching. Sooner or later it will be made official.

biggest off field controversy? - I'm tossing a coin. There is the big investigation into betting going on at the moment, but racism seems to be a theme right now. One of these.

games won by gws? - 2

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dees best and fairest? Frawley

dees best 1st year player? magner

goals clark will kick? 36

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Win at Patersons Stadium

premiers? hawks

first coach to get sacked? Nill

biggest off field controversy? Jurrah

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest?

dees best 1st year player?

goals clark will kick?

games jurrah will play?

dees surprise of the year?

premiers?

first coach to get sacked?

biggest off field controversy?

games won by gws?

my answers...

dees best and fairest? jones Trengove

dees best 1st year player? magner Magner

goals clark will kick? 44 58

games jurrah will play? 5 8

dees surprise of the year? sylvia's consistency and watts kicking 6 goals in a game Watts has a very good year , but maybe not at CHF .

premiers? hawks Cats

first coach to get sacked? voss None

biggest off field controversy? drug scandal Vlad caught wearing women's clothing

games won by gws? 2 1

Cheers

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dees best and fairest? Jamar

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 54

games jurrah will play? 8

dees surprise of the year? Dunn to have breakout year

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Voss

biggest off field controversy? Hopefully something to do with any other club except MFC

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest? - Green (Brad will bounce back from being relieved of the captaincy, in the best possible way)

dees best 1st year player? - Magner

goals clark will kick? - 54

games jurrah will play? - 11

dees surprise of the year? - Bennell reported for rough play

premiers? - Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? - Guy McKennea

biggest off field controversy? - GWS rorting the system

games won by gws? - 0

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dees best and fairest? N jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 41

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? No losses over 12 goals

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Guy Mckenna

biggest off field controversy? Drugs

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest? Clark

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 63

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Making the Prelim

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Voss

biggest off field controversy? The colour of our Guernsey

games won by gws? 0

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Dees Best and Fairest? Jonesy

Dees best 1st year player? Magner

Goals Clark will kick? 36

Games Jurrah will play? 6

Dees surprise of the year? Watts consistently in our best 22.

Premiers? Hawks (damnit)

First coach to get sacked? Guy Mckenna

Biggest off field controversy? Something to do with the GWS camp environment.

Games won by GWS? 1, and one draw.

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dees best and fairest?

Grimes

dees best 1st year player?

Magner

goals clark will kick?

46

games jurrah will play?

0

dees surprise of the year?

Win at Etihad

premiers?

Geelong

first coach to get sacked?

None

biggest off field controversy?

Demetriou to have been paying Scully extra $$$$$ under the table as a sweetener for going to GWS

games won by gws?

1, against the tigers

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dees best and fairest? Nathan Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 40

games jurrah will play? 6

dees surprise of the year? Lucas Cook super-debut

premiers? Melbourne. Or possibly... Carlton.

first coach to get sacked? None!

biggest off field controversy? AFL HQ leadership spill

games won by gws? 5

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Pates Trident

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Interesting to see the pessimism surrounding Jurrah. A lot of people have already written him off it seems.

I haven't written him off completely, but his injury concerns coupled with the upcoming court case have me thinking he'll struggle for a game this year.

Really hoping I'll be wrong.

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dees best and fairest? Grimes

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 52

games jurrah will play? 9

dees surprise of the year? Troy Davis

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Kevin Sheedy

biggest off field controversy? Kevin Sheedy - drugs scandal. How else can you explain him?

games won by gws? 1

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DEELIRIOUS Mighty Demon

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Interesting to see the pessimism surrounding Jurrah. A lot of people have already written him off it seems.

Intentional assault if proven guilty is a long time in jail mate. The if proven guilty bit is the one that counts but still, there is a greater chance that his days as an afl player are limited, rather than a greater chance of continually playing.

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dees best and fairest? - Maloney

dees best 1st year player? - Magner

goals clark will kick? - 50

games jurrah will play? - 12

dees surprise of the year? - Davey retires

premiers? - Collingwood

first coach to get sacked? - None

biggest off field controversy? - Falou walks out on GWS

games won by gws? - 0

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dees best and fairest? N Jones

dees best 1st year player? J Magner

goals clark will kick? 47

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? T Couch

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? M Primus

biggest off field controversy? L Jurrah

games won by gws? 1

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dees best and fairest? - Green (Brad will bounce back from being relieved of the captaincy, in the best possible way)

dees best 1st year player? - Magner

goals clark will kick? - 54

games jurrah will play? - 11

dees surprise of the year? - Bennell reported for rough play

premiers? - Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? - Guy McKennea

biggest off field controversy? - GWS rorting the system

games won by gws? - 0

Funny.

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Tynan

goals clark will kick? 52

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Jeremy Howe making Mike Sheehan's Top 50 at the end of the year

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? None

biggest off field controversy? Video goal umpire decision

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest? James Frawley

dees best 1st year player?

goals clark will kick? 58

games jurrah will play? 11

dees surprise of the year? Garland becoming an elite defender.

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Sheedy to "stand down"

biggest off field controversy? as above

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest? Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 49

games jurrah will play? 0

dees surprise of the year? Jones an All Australian

premiers? Hawthorn

first coach to get sacked? Voss

biggest off field controversy? Eddy to admit they made a mistake pushing out MM and to stand down.

games won by gws? 0

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dees best and fairest? Jamar

dees best 1st year player? Tynan

goals clark will kick? 42

games jurrah will play? 2

dees surprise of the year? Bartram top 3 in B&F

premiers? Hawks

first coach to get sacked? Primus

biggest off field controversy? GWS' pay structure

games won by gws? 3

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dees best and fairest? Nathan Jones

dees best 1st year player? Magner

goals clark will kick? 48 (enough to be happy but people will have predicted more)

games jurrah will play? none

dees surprise of the year? we will finish 8th

premiers? West Coast

first coach to get sacked? dont think we'll see one

biggest off field controversy? Coach snorts drugs off Kim Duthies back while getting sacked

games won by gws? 3

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