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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Only if we're going to switch codes......appalling idea.

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

I am waiting for someone to suggest Melbourne Disarray or Melbourne Chaotic.

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"Melbourne Football Club" --- "The Melbourne Demons" --- "Melbourne United" === "Greater Melbourne United" (inc footscray, north, richmond. home games split between mcg and etibad. jumpers:red, blue, black, yellow and white arranged via photoshop. i think in twenty years time this will be a reality, because the 'melbourne' branding is too valuable for the afl corporates to surrender, andd the residual clubs too poor to resist.

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Brilliant .Maybe the Melbourne United Yankees to harness that baseball thing too.

Bill Hicks

"Is there anyone here who works in marketing or advertising tonight?"

"oh you do"

"kill yourself please.this is not a joke , not part of my act or anything I just believe that anyone who works in such stupid, useless ways for humanity should have the decency to kill themselves"

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Brilliant .Maybe the Melbourne United Yankees to harness that baseball thing too.

Bill Hicks

"Is there anyone here who works in marketing or advertising tonight?"

"oh you do"

"kill yourself please.this is not a joke , not part of my act or anything I just believe that anyone who works in such stupid, useless ways for humanity should have the decency to kill themselves"

Just planting seeds Captain Jack, just planting seeds.

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Same sort of gimmick saw North change their name to Kangaroos, saw Footscray become Western has really worked hasn't it.

Please check the bottle next time.

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Brilliant .Maybe the Melbourne United Yankees to harness that baseball thing too.

Bill Hicks

"Is there anyone here who works in marketing or advertising tonight?"

"oh you do"

"kill yourself please.this is not a joke , not part of my act or anything I just believe that anyone who works in such stupid, useless ways for humanity should have the decency to kill themselves"

"Don't care how ya do it....Suck a tail pipe, Blow your F'n Head off, just kill yourselves...anyone involved in Marketing or Advertising"

Bill Hicks what a total Genius he was.....

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McQueen   17,864

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Melbourne Victory, Melbourne Heart, Melbourne United...

Oh dear, it will be confusing..

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Sir Why You Little   34,705

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Off to Clown School Digby...

As if i would want anything to do with United!!

I am an Arsenal supporter!!!

Melbourne United.....F@#$%k Off....

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

I like your sentiment, But We are Melbourne, & screww the rest!

We are the original Aussie rules Club and the Idea of copying the format of an inferior codes terminology into ours is way, how you say? offside?

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"Don't care how ya do it....Suck a tail pipe, Blow your F'n Head off, just kill yourselves...anyone involved in Marketing or Advertising"

Bill Hicks what a total Genius he was.....

He died ,like so many other brave young men of his time because you took him lord ,in your wisdom ,you took him .

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Digby for the sake of being around when we eventually win the big event, Ease up on the drugs bud. F#%K me two things I hate in the world West Coast Eagles and Manchester United. You have to be taking the [censored]!

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Digby for the sake of being around when we eventually win the big event, Ease up on the drugs bud. F#%K me two things I hate in the world West Coast Eagles and Manchester United. You have to be taking the [censored]!

LOL

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with any luck they didnt even read it.. garbage. Were actually older and have more heritage than Man !!

not a full moon but ought to be

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Brilliant .Maybe the Melbourne United Yankees to harness that baseball thing too.

Bill Hicks

"Is there anyone here who works in marketing or advertising tonight?"

"oh you do"

"kill yourself please.this is not a joke , not part of my act or anything I just believe that anyone who works in such stupid, useless ways for humanity should have the decency to kill themselves"

I would post the link to the youtube clip but I think it would be too vulgar for this forum, what with the "Drink Coke" campaign - but hilarious nonetheless! One of my favourites :-)

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I've just written to the club suggesting we should start repositioning ourselves as Melbourne United. Maybe not changing our name but we could use United on our car stickers etc until subtlety our name becomes synonymous with United. It has a number of advantages one of which is we carry the name of this great city not some suburb. In effect we try and become the umbrella club for the whole of metropolitan Melbourne.

Great idea

Infact why stop @ United?

Lets drop Melbourne as well & become Manchester United

FFS

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