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This must be the longest we've gone on this thread without someone saying we should move to Fisherman's Bend.

Bit of a shame to see this thread sullied by petty political potshots. edit: The posts I was referring to have now been deleted. Thanks mod/s.

Chat GPT really should just say "Sorry we can't provide one for you because we weren't there instead we will just make one up and not mention a single player." Training Report: Melbourne Demons at Casey Fields Date: Thursday, 15th February 2024 Location: Casey Fields, Melbourne Attendees: Players: Full Melbourne Demons squad Coaching Staff: Head Coach, Assistant Coaches, Fitness Trainers Support Staff: Physiotherapists, Nutritionists Overview: The Melbourne Demons training session at Casey Fields on Thursday, February 15th, 2024, was a dynamic and intensive session aimed at fine-tuning player skills, fostering teamwork, and enhancing physical fitness in preparation for the upcoming season. Training Session Highlights: Warm-up and Injury Prevention: The session commenced with a thorough warm-up routine led by the fitness trainers. Players engaged in dynamic stretches, mobility drills, and light cardiovascular exercises to prepare their bodies for the demands of the session and reduce the risk of injuries. Skill Development Drills: Various skill-specific drills were conducted to sharpen players' abilities in kicking, handballing, marking, and tackling. Emphasis was placed on precision, decision-making under pressure, and execution at game pace. Coaches provided individualized feedback to players to address areas for improvement. Team Tactics and Strategy: Tactical aspects of the game were extensively covered during the session. Players participated in structured gameplay simulations focusing on offensive and defensive strategies, set plays, and positional awareness. The coaching staff encouraged communication and cohesion among players to enhance teamwork on the field. Physical Conditioning: A significant portion of the session was dedicated to physical conditioning drills aimed at building endurance, speed, and strength. Players underwent high-intensity interval training (HIIT), sprint drills, agility exercises, and strength training circuits tailored to football-specific movements. Match Simulation: The training session concluded with a simulated match scenario where players applied the skills, tactics, and fitness components practiced earlier in a competitive setting. This allowed coaches to assess player performance under match-like conditions and make necessary adjustments. Key Observations and Feedback: Players demonstrated a high level of commitment and intensity throughout the session, showcasing their determination to excel in the upcoming season. Individual players showed notable improvements in specific skill areas, reflecting their dedication to continuous development. Positive teamwork and camaraderie were evident among the squad, with players supporting and encouraging each other on and off the field. Coaching staff provided constructive feedback to players, highlighting areas of strength and areas requiring further refinement. Conclusion: The Melbourne Demons training session at Casey Fields on February 15th, 2024, was a productive and promising session, laying a solid foundation for the team's preparations ahead of the season. The dedication, hard work, and unity displayed by the players and coaching staff bode well for the team's prospects as they strive for success in the upcoming campaign. According to Chat GPT we're TRAINING THE HOUSE DOWN.

Carlton beat us in the 2023 semi. North beat in the 1998 prelim. Hawthorn beat us in the 1988 GF. But we beat them all when it counted in this monumental 2018 tournament.

I haven't read or heard either of those statements, is this on the demonland forum? Or other bogus media? Just genuinely curious. I've heard him referred as a premiership player and I suppose in my eyes that makes him a champion of sorts. He is a reliable key backman who has been moved forward and showed very positive signs in a small sample size. He could, IF he can find some consistency with his fitness be the key forward that could make a huge difference to this side. Far too many 'IF's' for my liking, but definitely no unequivocal statements.

And take your hands out of your pockets. Not only does it look slovenly, but it will damage your pockets. (I'm only repeating what was said to me at around the same age more than half a century ago.)

Six years ago today, history was made when the Demons took home this glamorous piece of silverware. Three years later, we took the big one out for the men and a year later, for the women. Time for some more …

Tighten your tie up son

Back when I had nerve damage, I use to get the nerves burned and frozen off. They’d grow back eventually but worked for a while. Just burn the nerves man, burn the nerves.

What he showed (to me), is that he could realistically be a forward who kicks 30-40 goals in a year, which when combined with JVR, Fritsch, and Kossie’s output, we’d have a formidable forward line.

PRO TIP: They’ll sell more Tigers cupcakes if they are microwaved

If that's how everything worked no player would do a interview every again, unless they won the flag

AND SHAVE THOSE SIDEBURNS.

Why is everybody so sad lol it’s a nerve issue in the toe, it’s not that serious. He’ll play at the latest round 2. Heard it here first from medical team JJR.

Melbourne Rebels look to be going down the gurgler. (AAMI Park occupant.) https://www.news.com.au/sport/rugby/melbourne-rebels-move-closer-to-folding-with-staff-including-the-ceo-sacked/news-story/4643f8ba6b9e7f4506390a08bf498cad Huge debts, no supporters, board collapsing and in administration. They have a team this season, but require a Government bailout ( $20 million in debt, no funds) to keep going next season. Does this give the MFC some capacity to move our administration staff over to AAMI Park if Rebels collapse? I think they should look at it, as any better facilities seem a way off. At least puts everyone associated with running the club under one roof, for the short term. The move may also help with getting Olympic Park developments, if we go down that path. We would lose any association with the MCC/MCG other than game day arrangements. If we move to a home away from MCG, then that would happen anyway. I reckon it is a good opportunity, at the expense of the Rebels, to take over their offices.

For his parents to watch him play in Adelaide I'd assume they'd need to fly (6 hours by car). There is an airstrip at Wundinna but flying would be by private aircraft. I'm not sure a move to Adelaide would make it all that more convenient for his family. BTW Travis Boak is a friend of mine. He misses his mum Chicki terribly given that he lost his dad to cancer when he was 17 yo. Trav is incredibly loyal to Port and has never contemplated moving back to Victoria. Port have been terrific in regards to Chicki - flying her and Trav's sister Sarah to Adelaide at any time. I suspect the MFC has, and will continue to be, supportive of Harrison in regards to catching up with his family. The events of Oct 17 last year were a beat up by Ch9 Adelaide - click bait.

I suspect that is really good news. I hope it's not a serious nerve injury, and SOOOO glad it's not the Lisfranc. And he has shown when thrown into the forward line before that he doesn't need much time to establish "connection".

Harley Reid and George Wardlaw are currently favourites for the 2024 AFL Rising Star but there are a number of others who will make their claims during the season. With all of the talk about Melbourne’s list starting to age, it’s worth noting that the Demons have the equal highest number of players eligible for this year’s award - 13, along with Geelong, GWS Giants and West Coast. The players in question might not yet be considered leading contenders but one never knows:- Bailey Laurie Taj Woewodin Daniel Turner Caleb Windsor Matthew Jefferson Blake Howes Jed Adams Will Verrall Oliver Sestan Koltyn Tholstrup Kynan Brown Kyah Farris-White Andy Moniz-Wakefield Every player eligible for the 2024 Rising Star Award

If he helps us win the flag this year he can go to Adelaide for free

He has had bad luck with injuries but has shown himself to be a top defender; in his very limited time as a forward he wasn't good - he was outstanding! I don't understand the negativity in the posts in this thread.

Chop Who’s off. I love the MFC but I’m never going to be chopping mine off for anything to do with it no matter how bad it gets. You can chop yours off. Have to be the most extreme response I think I’ve ever seen on here.

Apparently, research says you can change a habit after 45 days (if you do the new action every day), so he better start today 🙂

Future Demons star Jack Billings in da house.

WTF is even going on here? Gil: Ok, AFLX.. how are we going to promote this? intern: First, we need two dudes in women’s bathers from the 1950’s but with the chest area cut out. And then, we get one of the dudes to stand on the head of the other guy and get him to squat down.

I asked Chat GPT to write a match preview for our Scratch Match against the Tigers. Hilarity ensued. Match Preview: Melbourne Demons vs. Richmond Tigers Practice Match Date: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 Location: TBD Introduction: As the AFL preseason gains momentum, the Melbourne Demons are gearing up to face the Richmond Tigers in what promises to be an electrifying practice match. Both teams are utilizing this opportunity to fine-tune their strategies, assess player form, and build cohesion ahead of the upcoming season. Melbourne Demons: The Melbourne Demons enter this practice match with high hopes after an impressive showing last season, where they made it to the finals series. Led by their seasoned coach and bolstered by a talented roster, including key players such as Max Gawn, Christian Petracca, and Clayton Oliver, the Demons aim to set the tone for the season ahead. With a mix of experience and youthful exuberance, Melbourne will look to assert their dominance early and lay down a marker against a formidable opponent. Richmond Tigers: On the other side of the field, the Richmond Tigers are no strangers to success, having secured multiple premierships in recent years. Despite facing some challenges last season, including injuries to key personnel, the Tigers remain a force to be reckoned with. Led by their astute coach and with stars like Dustin Martin, Jack Riewoldt, and Tom Lynch in their ranks, Richmond will be eager to demonstrate their championship pedigree even in a preseason encounter. Expect them to bring intensity and resilience as they test their combinations and tactics ahead of the grueling AFL campaign. Key Matchups: Max Gawn vs. Toby Nankervis: The battle in the ruck will be pivotal, with Gawn's height and athleticism matched against Nankervis' physicality and work rate. Christian Petracca vs. Dustin Martin: A clash of two dynamic midfielders known for their explosiveness and ability to influence games single-handedly. Melbourne's Forward Line vs. Richmond's Defense: Can Melbourne's forward line, spearheaded by Jack Viney and Ben Brown, break through Richmond's stout defensive unit? Expectations: This practice match offers both teams an invaluable opportunity to assess their preseason preparations and experiment with different strategies. While the result is secondary to the performance and progress made, both the Melbourne Demons and the Richmond Tigers will be eager to showcase their strengths and identify areas for improvement. Fans can anticipate an enthralling contest filled with skill, intensity, and perhaps a glimpse of what's to come in the AFL season ahead. Conclusion: As the Melbourne Demons square off against the Richmond Tigers in this preseason clash, football enthusiasts can look forward to a captivating display of Australian Rules football. With pride and momentum on the line, both teams will leave no stone unturned in their pursuit of victory. Whether you're a passionate supporter or a neutral observer, this match promises to deliver excitement and anticipation as the AFL season draws nearer.

My thought was does this apply to Bont? Danger? Does that mean Toby Greene is no good? Super dumb statement by those journos

Well said Tracc. 2 wasted years, he knows it Team Standards must improve across the Board, Tracc must improve his Goal Kicking, he knows it.

Exactly. Boys these days 🤦

As much as I loved to despise Toby Greene over the years for all his infamous antics. I have done the big turnaround. Last season I thought that he did an excellent job as a leader of GWS. Not to mention he is an outstanding player. Geez, I wished they beat Collingwood in the finals. Sooo close

I think that Tracc is the total professional he keeps working on himself to get that little bit extra out of himself and shares what he is doing with our high performance team. He is quite inspirational and I love that he has the confidence to discuss it so openly.!!

First day at school a week or so ago …

Well one thing you can bank on, is that pressure in the next finals campaign will be off the charts with two straight exits in consecutive years hanging over the heads of the club. Great to acknowledge it as that is the first step to addressing it.

Okay, you're a pessimist.

Well said Trac. You can’t move past poor performances until you admit what happened and be brutally honest Gives me hope for the year ahead

Went to put Kayo back on and it’s $35 per month so ended up buying an armchair membership for $250 so works out about $20 per month and I assume will go towards our membership tally, so anyone with Kayo who are paying the $35 cancel it and sign up through the club

The Herald Sun’s top AFL players rated in the AFL’s upper echelon (85+ points) Nick Daicos 94 Marcus Bontempelli 93 Toby Greene 93 Christian Petracca 92 Errol Gulden 92 Zak Butters 91 Charlie Curnow 91 Sam Walsh 90 Jeremy Cameron 90 Connor Rozee 90 Jordan De Goey 90 Sam Taylor 90 Lachie Neale 89 Jack Sinclair 89 Jordan Dawson 89 Zach Merrett 89 Luke Jackson 89 Noah Anderson 89 Touk Miller 89 Tom Green 89 James Sicily 89 Max Gawn 89 Harris Andrews 88 Jacob Weitering 88 Darcy Moore 88 Andrew Brayshaw 88 Tom Stewart 88 Tim English 88 Jack Viney 88 Nick Larkey 88 Patrick Cripps 87 Josh Daicos 87 Cal Wilkie 87 Jake Lever 87 Charlie Cameron 86 Jai Newcombe 86 Steven May 86 Dan Houston 86 Tim Taranto 86 Rowan Marshall 86 Nick Blakey 86 Lachie Whitfield 86 Caleb Serong 86 Rory Laird 85 Hugh McCluggage 85 Isaac Quaynor 85 Patrick Dangerfield 85 Stephen Coniglio 85 Dustin Martin 85 Chad Warner 85 Oscar Allen 85 Tom Liberatore 85 The obvious missing player not in the list is our own Clayton Oliver who in my unbiased opinion is at least a 95. The Herald Sun might claim that there’s merit in his omission as follows:- “Melbourne already has five players in that upper echelon of 85 points or more without Oliver, downgraded given the clear issues about his professionalism, off-field behaviour and likely late start to the season.“ If they carried out this sort of appraisal 12 months ago, Jordan De Goey would have rated around 60 on that basis - look where he is now. Clarry is already back in training with the main group at Melbourne and understanding what he can do with the footy in his hands, I have faith that he will overtake many of the above list sooner rather than later. And that’s just one point of controversy about the list.

Our Key Position Forward depth is huge.

Bring Bugg back for KB game

Few fresh-faced there! Look at Baker's mop!

Sure he does he has to improve his kicking action so the ball leaves his foot with more accuracy.

What a bulltish appraisal, Clarry still top 5 in competition IMV Daicos,wont get hard ball, wont tackle and his 1 %s are non existent. Very very soft footballer! CLARRY eats him for breakfast in grunt!

Kinda wierd to me this persistent narrative that individual players need multiple flags to be considered "greats". Flags are won by teams. Apparently from here Trac could round his career out with a couple of Brownlows and some BnFs to go with his already glittering trophy cabinet, but nope. Apparently it's a 2nd flag or bust.

Toby Greene is my favourite non dee. Super player.

I think we've got 35 fit listed players. If they all play 4 quarters that's 35 x 4 = 140 player-quarters. A full team across 7 quarters requires 22 x 7 = 154 player-quarters. We're short 14 player-quarters. We're going to need at least 4 Casey extras to make up the difference, or 14 players play 5 quarters, or they reduce it to 6 quarters and we only need 132 player-quarters and 8 players only need to play 3 quarters. I think the last solution makes most sense.

Made you click. 😜

The WatchAFL app only has the official Community Series practice matches listed and not the Scratch Matches so this Scratch Match against the Tigers might not be available but our next Practice Match against the Blues will be.