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GAMEDAY: Rd 12 vs St. Kilda

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Useless at defending today

 
 

We are a bottom four club who caught fire for a month

6g 8b from set shots

Ffs morons


Jeffo 10 goals 2 last 2 games.... just sayin

Edited by picket fence

 

We miss 2 easy ones, they take their chances, just not our day


And then let them take an uncontested mark and kick an easy goal.

This is a sick repetitive nightmare. Losing to a bog ordinary team that’s lost 6 of their last 7 games. Embarrassing.


Bloody hell Melksham

Now 7-15 to 11-6. Useless.

Now 12-6

Two misses MFC. One straight Saints.

Just now, Devil In Disguise said:

Just get off the ground Lever.

Has been useless

He's not alone

GO [censored] YOURSELF DEMONS!!!

what is wrong with us??

mentally weak

And just like that we kick ourselves out of contention.

I mean it happens but not every single game, every single year.

Surely the club should make a statement and do something.

Not like nobody has noticed. Well it seems that way at the club.


Just now, Tom Dyson said:

We miss 2 easy ones, they take their chances, just not our day

this is a regular occurence

we are the worst goal kicking team in the league. we may as well be playing with one arm tied behind our back

 

Feel for Gawn bust his guts but surrounded by mediocrity.

This is the angriest I've been watching a game since we lost to the Essendon rejects about 10 years ago. Can't believe the mindset we turned up with today and the basic skill errors/missed goals. It is inexcusable, good luck to anyone who turns up next week Collingwood will destroy us.


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