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19 minutes ago, sue said:

Sorry to seem sexist, but if they are giving cars to female players, the male players are probably getting jumbo jets.

Or farms.

If Gold Coast are the nepo baby of the AFL then this current outcome would make Geelong the mistress of the AFL then right?

What a complete pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Double standards at every corner you turn.

 
31 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

I for one would like to congratulate the investigation team for filling the hardest possible brief;

"Find something, but don't find anything"

Actually the opposite is likely true. I have been through many ATO audits and you always give them some easy wins so that everyone leaves happy.

I'm sure Geelong have offered up some low hanging fruit so that the AFL can claim they have taken this issue seriously and lessons have been learned all round.

nothing to see here

was just a football club act

afl integrity unit just took receipt of a box of fresh wet lettuce

stand by for afl to send a textbook message


Can you imagine if this was Melbourne, Stkilda or North Melbourne? Can you imagine Caro saying the same things?? Honestly this makes me feel sick.

Kurt Tippett says hi. Crom got a huge fine, lost draft picks and in the end Tippett himself.

Dig deeper on these corrupt bastards

How many Government handouts have they had so far??

Jeeelong never pay for anything!!!

Hateโ€ฆ

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Which game were the AFL hierarchy spotted on camera at last week and who were they with because I don't remember

2 hours ago, old dee said:

They forgot to tell the AFL about a free car for one of the girl players, how do you forget a car?

To be fair I often forget about my car, sometimes I have to check I didn't lose it behind the couch.


1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

AFL mantra has long been donโ€™t start an investigation where you donโ€™t already know the outcome

sir humphrey too

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

@Sue "Sorry to seem sexist, but if they are giving cars to female players, the male players are probably getting jumbo jets."

Given their brand... perhaps Falcons ! ๐Ÿ™„

Or you know... Those F-150 are very expensive and hard to import.

Has anyone checked if Geelong has the highest F-150 ownership per capita in the country?

I think what they meant to say is that Geelong will be just fine(d).

As always.

Just now, beelzebub said:

Tis called blue and white washing

AFL to provide 'Persils' to hide the dirty washing.

day kitty GIF

AFL Integrity Unit on overtime this week.

Cat Working GIF

Meanwhile at Pedicure and Manicure in Moorabool Street its business as usual

Bored Cat GIF

Edited by Tarax Club
Animal Farm George Orwell edit. 'Some Cats are more equal than others'


Please tell me this is not fake news???

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Reading this thread I feel like people didn't actually listen to what was actually reported? Was made pretty clear that the things that came up were pretty minor and any repurcussions Geelong face will be simarly minor. Honestly thought the revelations were incredibly underwhelming.

If you want to believe its an AFL cover-up then go for your life but I don't get how people are celebrating this as proof of Geelong's rampant cheating.

7 hours ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

If Gold Coast are the nepo baby of the AFL then this current outcome would make Geelong the mistress of the AFL then right?

What a complete pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ

Double standards at every corner you turn.

AFL's pet cat.


51 minutes ago, KozzyCan said:

Reading this thread I feel like people didn't actually listen to what was actually reported? Was made pretty clear that the things that came up were pretty minor and any repurcussions Geelong face will be simarly minor. Honestly thought the revelations were incredibly underwhelming.

If you want to believe its an AFL cover-up then go for your life but I don't get how people are celebrating this as proof of Geelong's rampant cheating.

It is a cover up.

My husband is related to a Geelong player who shall remain anonymous, who earns well below league average (and is a top 20 player in the league!), but somehow owns a piece of property worth around $15mil.

Likewise I know people at Cotton On Group, and the ambassador salary they pay Smith is more than any of their big name ambassadors who have actual modeling careers.

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Call me crazy, but I get the feeling that thereโ€™s several clubs that the AFL pander to and that the AFL protect.

You crazy bastard you .....

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It is a cover up.

My husband is related to a Geelong player who shall remain anonymous, who earns well below league average (and is a top 20 player in the league!), but somehow owns a piece of property worth around $15mil.

Likewise I know people at Cotton On Group, and the ambassador salary they pay Smith is more than any of their big name ambassadors who have actual modeling careers.

My only real beef.... we all know it... Cats, Blues ,God knows who else does/did it.. Why the f don't we. The AFL is a corrupt organisation that wouldn't know which way is up on any given day.

M'Lord..exh A ....the MRO

Exh B.. why doesn't Coll ever travel ....I mean to Geelong or anywhere much... a cross town match is only played under sufferance..

Exh C the Home and Away season... nudge nudge , wink wink ๐Ÿ˜‰

Why not play these [censored] at their own game...???

Just cutting off our nose....

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28 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

My only real beef.... we all know it... Cats, Blues ,God knows who else does/did it.. Why the f don't we. The AFL is a corrupt organisation that wouldn't know which way is up on any given day.

M'Lord..exh A ....the MRO

Exh B.. why doesn't Coll ever travel ....I mean to Geelong or anywhere much... a cross town match is only played under sufferance..

Exh C the Home and Away season... nudge nudge , wink wink ๐Ÿ˜‰

Why not play these [censored] at their own game...???

Just cutting off our nose....

Last time we took that view, it didn't work out too well for us.

But we definitely didn't tank...

27 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

My only real beef.... we all know it... Cats, Blues ,God knows who else does/did it.. Why the f don't we. The AFL is a corrupt organisation that wouldn't know which way is up on any given day.

M'Lord..exh A ....the MRO

Exh B.. why doesn't Coll ever travel ....I mean to Geelong or anywhere much... a cross town match is only played under sufferance..

Exh C the Home and Away season... nudge nudge , wink wink ๐Ÿ˜‰

Why not play these [censored] at their own game...???

Just cutting off our nose....

Some clubs are protected.

Knowing our luck, we'd fling our players some sponsors product and the AFL would launch an investigation into our players having freshly painted houses and we'd lose premiership points.

That's the bit that really stinks.

They're protected


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